Stuart Proszakian



Stuart Proszakian (voiced by Will Forte) is the vice-principal of Knob Haven High who is fond of raiding several student’s lockers for confiscated drugs. In the pilot, he finds a stash that they wrongfully suspect to be steroids. His catchphrase is “I need a catchphrase.” Perhaps unknown to his students and colleagues his prior job was as a prison clown with the Florida Department of Corrections. Stuart Proszakian is one of the characters in the Fox animated series Sit Down, Shut Up, based on a short-lived Australian sitcom of the same name. It revolves around a group of “ambivalent if not just plain crazy” faculty at a small town high school in Knob Haven, Flrida. The show is part of the network’s animation lineup that includes The Simpsons, Family Guy, and American Dad.

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