Meg Griffin Biography:
Meg Griffin is the 17-year old daughter of Peter
and Lois Griffin
. She was born with a tail. According to Brian
the dog, Meg's real father is a man named Stan Thompson.
Her main problem revolves around fitting in with others her age at her school (James Woods Regional High School), and she tries desperately to be part of the cool crowd. Meg lost her virginity to Jimmy Fallon during an episode of Saturday Night Live
. Once (in Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story), she had a sex change and adopted the male name "Ron." It has also been implied that in the past, Meg killed her supposed biological family, and then hushed it up. Her younger brother, Chris Griffin
, still has vague memories of this happening, but Peter and Lois have asserted to him that it was just a really bad dream.
Every member of the family has a superpower. Meg has the ability to rapidly grow her fingernails. Other than this, Meg's only talent is that she can do great bird whistles.
Voice actor: Mila Kunis (Lacey Chabert in season 1)
Meg Griffin Personality:
Meg can sometimes be sweet, but her appearance is definitely not her hot point. Her boyish characteristics have led many to either mistake her for or joke that she is a boy. Crying is one of Meg's most common activities and she is often embarrassed by her family, especially by her father, Peter. What Meg truly wants is popularity, but unfortunately, she is monumentally unpopular at her school, which provides an ongoing basis for angst and melodrama. She is also hopelessly enamored with Kyle, the Grifin's attractive teenage neighbor. In "Love Thy Trophy", Meg was almost denied a job at the local pancake house when one of the co-owners mistook her for a teen mother (she was with Stewie at the time). On the brighter side, Meg has displayed some degree of cunning.
Meg Griffin Quotes:
Meg: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts.
(Lois and Peter stare in silence)
Meg: I'm allergic to peanuts.
(Peter and Lois keep staring)
Meg: You dont know anything about me. (runs upstairs)
Peter: Who was that guy?
Meg: I finally get my driver's license and the car gets taken away, how ironic.
Peter: Meg, don't talk to your mother that way, she is not an iron.
Meg (about Peter being retarded): I can never go to school again!
Stewie: Oh, yes, Meg, yes-yes yes, everything was going swimmingly for you until this. Yes, yes, THIS is the thing that will ruin your reputation, not your years of grotesque appearance, or your awkward social graces, or that way you clear your sinuses, no no no, it's THIS. Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight.
Meg: Dad, if I don't get my driver's license, I'll never have any boyfriends, I'll never get married and I'll have to adopt a kid like Rosie O'Donnell.
Peter: Meg ... are you implying that Rosie O'Donnell cant drive?
Meg: Mom guess what! I made the Flag Girl squad
Stewie: Flag Girl? Ummmm, yes good for you... Now you can be somewhere else when the boys don't call!