'The Catalina' Preview: You're Just Gonna Die a Moron If You Don't Watch
'The Catalina' Preview: You're Just Gonna Die a Moron If You Don't Watch
John Kubicek
John Kubicek
Senior Writer, BuddyTV
When I first heard about The Catalina (premiering Tuesday, May 29 at 8pm), the CW's new summer reality series, I rolled my eyes. Oh great, I thought, another docu-drama about the lives of young, sexy people. But all that has changed forever now that I've met my soul mate.

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In the newest promo for the show, we meet some of the staff at this hot Miami hotel. There's the "kind of crazy" owner and the supremely douchy bartender, but the real star is the restaurant manager.

In broken English, she says things like "People that work for me are stupid" and "You're just gonna die a moron." I think I'm in love.

Watch the video for yourself to meet the greatest woman who has ever been on a reality TV show, and get ready for a summer full of her fantastic accent.



The Catalina premieres Tuesday, May 29 at 8pm on the CW.


(Image and video courtesy of the CW)

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