'The Bachelorette' Finale Drinking Game: Arie Vs. Jef Vs. Your Liver
'The Bachelorette' Finale Drinking Game: Arie Vs. Jef Vs. Your Liver
Meghan Carlson
Meghan Carlson
Senior Writer, BuddyTV
It's that time again! The Bachelorette finale, when one heart will be broken, and two hearts will beat as one.

We've seen the spoilers, the photos, the preview and the hype.

It's going to be the "most dramatic Bachelorette finale EVER!" And the After the Final Rose is going to be LIVE! Which means none of us REALLY know what's going to happen until it's all over.

Yes, as Emily tries to decide which man who's never met her daughter is the best man to be her daughter's step-father, the stakes are impossibly high for us all. Every single one of us.

Basically all I'm trying to say is that this is the most important drinking game you're ever going to play. So play it well -- with friends around in case you need a shoulder to cry on. Or someone to drive you to the hospital.

Drink every time someone says:

"amazing/incredible journey"
"more than I ever imagined"
"impossible choice/decision"
"I don't know what to do"
"there's no doubt in my mind"

Drink every time:

Emily cries.
Chris Harrison drops a knowledge bomb.
Arie or Jef talk about how ready they are to get married/be a stepdad/inseminate Emily with a million future babies.
One of Emily's family members says something logical and she's like, "Whaaaa?"

Drink two:

If Emily releases one of the men before the rose ceremony.

Drink three:

If Emily lets both men get down on one knee before letting one of them go.

Drink four:

If Emily changes her mind about which man she wants to marry during the finale or "After the Final Rose."

Drink five:

If Emily and Jef/Arie get engaged in Curacao but are already broken up by the "After the Final Rose."


If the "After the Final Rose" includes a live wedding.

Wow, it's going to be such the most romantic drinking game EVER. I can't wait! See you kids back here on Sunday night!

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