Yesterday, we got our Amazing Race 13 Arbitrary Predictions started.  It was fun, like riding a bicycle through heavy traffic or watching Bill O'Reilly argue immigration rights with Chewbacca.  That is, to say, it was treacherous and mostly non-sensical.  Which, to be fair, is how I generally like it.  The Amazing Race 13 is going to be highly enjoyable, like all the seasons are.  But, although I've seen nearly every Amazing Race season in their entirety, I don't remember much from past seasons.  They all blur together for me, and I am always amazed at those uber-fans who have retained memory of every single past Amazing Race team.  I can barely remember who won half of the seasons.  Perhaps this means I'm an idiot.  I hope not.  Arbitrary Predictions, Part 2 – engage.

#6 - Terence and Sarah

In shape, capable, intelligent?  Perhaps.  However, I see serious blow-up potential between these two.  Either Terence or Sarah will turn out to be a massive tool, and their traveling attitude will be too much to bare for the other.  The incessant yelling and expletives will wear on the team, until they endure a complete and utter collapse, probably somewhere in Europe.  Terence will almost be hit by a car.  Sarah will be hit on by a greasy Eastern European man. 


#5 - Andrew and Dan

Team Superbad.  This is what the other teams have dubbed Andrew and Dan.  This young male duo consists of two Arizona State University frat guys.  And, yes, they look like frat guys.  There are positives and negatives to this.  Contrary to public opinion, not all frat guys are complete D-bags.  I was not a frat guy during my college years, but count many among my current friends.  Really, they're just like most people – there are some winners, some losers, some insufferable.  Andrew and Dan seem like nice enough guys, but I fear their inherent frat arrogance will bite them at some point.  They will be well-liked, however. 


#4 - Ken and Tina

Ken cheated on Tina.  Ken is an ex-NFL player.  He was not an NFL star, as CBS has reported.  He was mediocre, but being a mediocre NFL player still means you're an incredible athlete.  Therefore, despite the advanced age, Ken should be a force to be reckoned with during physical challenges.  The two will get along until, somewhere in the southern hemisphere, Ken will drunkenly apologize about the affair at a time when Tina would simply rather not discuss it.  Tempers will flare afterwards.
 

#3 - Kelly and Christy

These two divorcees are my all-female best bets to win the million dollars.  Unfortunately, history informs us that they won't.  I'd like this to be the year when it happens, but I think there are other more qualified teams.  Kelly and Christy will enjoy a love/hate relationship with both the viewers and their fellow teams.  They will be bitchy at times, but with hearts of gold.  A cab driver, probably somewhere in Asia, will know where their desired destination is, but because of their western attractiveness, will take the long way, ensuring more time the Americans' presence.  This will force them into third place and a missed flight on the way back to America for the finish.


#2 - Nick and Starr

Off-Broadway actor and Dallas Cowboy cheerleader.  Brother and sister.  Nick and Starr are energetic, happy people who get along.  They are both in very good shape, and have an easy way with people.  They will almost finish in first, but they will make a critical mistake on the final challenge, which will involve some sort of frustrating puzzle. 


#1 - Aja and Ty

Aja and Ty are incredibly likable humans.  They have a long-distance relationship, so they will cherish the time they get to spend together on the Race.  This will keep spirits high throughout the competition.  It also doesn't hurt that both are intelligent.  It will be a glorious victory. 


-Oscar Dahl, BuddyTV Senior Writer
(Image Courtesy of CBS)