On this week's episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians
, Kendall and Kyle learn about the outside world, sort of, and Kris tackles a medical crisis, sort of. Top 5 Moments:
5 Jumping Rope:
Kendall and Kylie are jumping rope and we are not just impressed with their jumping rope ability or Kris's rush to the bathroom to pee (the topic of tonight's episode) but rather that the Kardashian girls are jumping rope in their foyer. Their house's foyer is big enough to jump rope.
4. Family Dinner:
The teenage girls, obviously being prepped for when the show is about them and no longer about Kim, Khloe and Kourtney, do such good impressions of apathetic teenage girls that I laugh at their antics until I realize they're not pretending.
3. Bruce goes to the park:
While Kris is being tormented by her older daughters about her peeing problem (I don't find any need to say anything more about that storyline), Bruce goes to the park. While he's there, he laments on how little he knows his daughters and vice versa. "I don't think Kendall and Kylee have even seen me fly my helicopter," he says about the remote control toy helicopter he controls at the park. No, Bruce. I don't think they have and so neither should we.
2. Kris (the boyfriend, not the mother) and Kim are serious:
Yes, we know. We read People Magazine.
1. A visit to a homeless shelter.
To show the girls how lucky they are, Bruce encourages them to visit a local homeless shelter where girls live in spaces only as big as Kylee and Kendall's bedrooms. (Probably smaller.) Like most times when they venture out into the real world, everyone but the Kardashians are a little bit uncomfortable.
Next time on Keeping Up With the Kardashians
, Khloe says something funny, Kourtney says something obnoxious, Kim says something about how much she loves her fiancee Kris, Kris says something about being unappreciated and Bruce doesn't hear any of it at all. Oh, wait...
Jennifer Leah Peck
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