'Keeping Up with the Kardashians' High Five: 'The Former Mrs. Jenner'
'Keeping Up with the Kardashians' High Five: 'The Former Mrs. Jenner'
Here's your BuddyTV High Five: The five big moments and questions from tonight's episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, "The Former Mrs. Jenner"

Feeling under appreciated by her girls and underserved by "the brand," Kris Jenner contemplates changing her married name back to, well, her old married name. Her still-alive and still-very-much-married-to-her husband feels differently. Meanwhile, Obama's birth certificate has nothing on Kim Kardashian's butt. Fortunately for Homeland Security, we've been set straight on both.

High Five Highlights:

5. Kris who? When she is called Kris Kardashian by a reporter, Kris begins to think about the idea of changing her name back to Kardashian. "It does get me better dinner reservations," she says. And we know how important a seat at Numo is on a Saturday night.

4.Real vs. Fake: Kourtney and Khloe egg Kim on to get an x-ray of her butt. It's the only way, according to them, to dispel the rumors that she got butt implants. But not only do they have to take an x-ray, they have to prove that the x-ray proves their point. Stay tuned for #2.

3. It's like the Kennedys! Everybody knows the Kennedys: Kris Jenner, I knew John Kennedy and you, Ma'am... well, yeah.

2. Fake versus Real, Part II: In order to prove that Kim doesn't have butt implants, it must be proved that Kourtney has breast implants. This is what I like to call Kardashian logic. Please don't try it at home. And definitely don't try it at work.

1. Bruce gets sad. Khloe gets mad. Scott says something gross at dinner. Kris stays a Jenner: And they all live happily Kardashian ever after. Until next week's woes. The end.

Questions:


- I know there's a long lost Houghton (Kris' maiden name) out there somewhere. Where are you? Now is your chance. It happened to Oprah, it can happen to the Kardashians. I'm sure there's a pool house somewhere that you can live in. Please call the E! Network to complain about Kris' lack of respect for her original roots.

- Isn't x-raying your boobs and your butt just the grown up, high class version of photocopying your ass during a Christmas office party?

Jennifer Leah Peck
Contributing Writer

(Image courtesy of E!)

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