The Jonas Brothers' new Disney Channel Series, JONAS, premieres May 2. In anticipation of the premiere, the Disney Channel has released a snippet of the script for JONAS Episode 1.08, "Slice of Life."

[Sparkle-Fade-In Sarcasm]

Behold, TV fans, the best script ever written. Somebody please tell the rest of Hollywood they can turn off the lights and go home now, because Linda Mathious and Heather MacGillvray over at Disney just won the Emmy for Best Screenwriting for a Musical Pizza Fantasy Scene, which is the most coveted and important Emmy, and which I also just invented. Because they need to win it.

[Star-Wipe-Out Sarcasm]

Read on for the sneak peek at the JONAS series. You won't be sorry.



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The script sneak peek is available for "super secret" download over at Disney's JONAS website, where you can also find recipes, games, and downloadable invitations to help you host your very own JONAS premiere party. 

What makes this visionary masterpiece of rock 'n' roll pizza parlor dreamscapes even better? The "Pizza Girl" the Jo Bros are singing about is played by actress Scheana Marie, 23, best known as the "aspiring actress" whom John Mayer was rumored to be dating last week, until he came out and said he does not have a girlfriend. Riveting!

You can catch the JONAS premiere Saturday, May 2 at 8 PM, but you'll have to wait until May 16 to see "Slice of Life" adapted for the small screen.




-Meghan Carlson, BuddyTV Staff Writer
[Sources: People, E! Online]
Images courtesy of Disney