Jersey Shore may be off the air for now, but that doesn't mean the housemates are out of the spotlight. 

The truth is, there's no shortage of news and crazy antics out there when it comes to the cast of Jersey Shore. Proof: Here are this week's funniest Jersey Shore stories. Enjoy!

Apparently so, according to the man suing the network, claiming he approached MTV with the concept for Jersey Shore and was never compensated as promised. This one's not so much ha-ha funny as it is face-palm funny.

Today, everyone's favorite DJ released his iPhone app, "DJ Pauly D, Beat the Boardwalk," an 8-bit game in which you guide a big-haired guido through the Jersey boardwalk, where you must evade grenades (the female kind), find drinks, hit the gym and get laid, all for only $0.99. Is it wrong that the game actually sounds pretty fun?

In an interview with Wendy Williams, Snooki says she would never date Mike. In fact, she would "rather cut [her] legs off than date Mike."

And why not? "Mike is disgusting. He treats women like they're a piece of garbage and he's just gross when he refers to women." Well, she's got a point there. Though you have to wonder why she'd continue being roommates/friends with a guy like that.

Oh, and she also wants her breasts done! Her main reason? Watch the clip to find out!

Pauly's not the only one with an app. Now you and your friends can look like Snooki in a matter of seconds. App Genius Corp has launched a new mobile app that allows you to take pictures of yourself and apply different Snooki hairstyles and accessories. The best (or worst) part of the app is it allows other users to rate your "Snookify Me!" look. 

Snooki told Conan O'Brien that she doesn't like spending for spa treatments because "I'm a cheap-o." So what's the next best thing? Apparently, it's cat litter. 

"It's got exfoliants, they've got rocks in there. It makes your skin really smooth," Snooki said, adding "I haven't broken out yet!" Just so you know, Snooki only uses "clean cat litter." At least there's that.