returns for a ninth season tonight at 8pm on FOX,
and now it's sizzling on two nights. The show will air at 8pm on both
Monday and Tuesday for its first five weeks before slimming down to just
one new episode Mondays at 9pm starting August 22.
That may be different, but Hell's Kitchen
remains the same show
full of cocky chefs and a very loud and angry Gordon Ramsay. The
berating Brit continues to mock the 18 aspiring chefs who are competing
to be the head chef at BLT Stack in New York City.
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The premiere of Hell's Kitchen
always does a good job setting the stage with the signature dish cook-off, which typically features at least one big disaster, and the first disaster service, which almost always goes horribly wrong. Season 9 is no different, but here are nine very special reasons why you should tune in.Slow Clap Mockery
Gordon Ramsay likes to play jokes on the chefs to start (like when his wife posed as a contestant and he passionately kissed her after tasting her food, confusing everyone). Season 9 of Hell's Kitchen
features another practical joke that includes the most sarcastic slow clap ever, and it's a moment of pure schadenfreude.The Pinball Opening
Every season of Hell's Kitchen
features a different theme for the opening credits, and while most have a Hell or food undertone, this season the contestants are trapped in a pinball machine Gordon Ramsay is playing. I don't really understand what pinball has to do with cooking, but at least the graphics team probably had fun making it.Another Early Exit
Hell's Kitchen may be the most dangerous reality TV show, because almost everyone season features a contestant leaving early due to illness or injury. Season 9 continues that great tradition with the eighth contestant in the show's history to leave for health reasons.The Signature Dish Competition Streak
Starting with season 6, the signature dish competition came with a reward for the winning team, and for all three seasons since then, the men have won. That's an impressive streak, and while I won't give away which team wins, it's cool in either instance: the men continue to dominate or the women finally shatter the glass ceiling.Don't Give Gordon Canned Pineapples
During the signature dish challenge, one of the chefs gives Gordon Ramsay canned pineapple. His reaction is very well-tempered and rational. Just kidding, he flips his freaking lid.Forehead Tattoos Are Never a Good Idea
The only forehead tattoo I can think of is Charles Manson's swastika, so Tommy, who has a tattoo on his forehead that says "Rock + Roll," isn't in the beset company.Best Dialogue Ever
In the signature dish challenge, contestant Jason's first conversation with Gordon Ramsay will hopefully become as iconic a Hell's Kitchen quote as "I ain't no bitch."
Gordon: "Why would you choose to do a taco on a day like today?"
Jason: "Uhhhhh, because it's delicious."
You really can't argue with his logic, or his elongated use of "uhhhhhh."Sitting on the Sidelines
The first dinner service typically goes awry, but this season it seems especially difficult. During the opening night of Hell's Kitchen
, Gordon Ramsay forces FOUR contestants to sit on the sidelines after they've screwed up. That's a lot of bad performers right out of the gate, and it makes choosing one person to go home especially hard.You Can't Tell When Gordon is Happy
My favorite thing about Hell's Kitchen
is how scared all of the contestants are of Gordon Ramsay. During the first service, he repeatedly screams at them, asking who cooked a certain dish. The contestants are all hesitant to speak up, assuming they're going to be scolded, but several times he's actually offering a compliment, but the chefs are too scared to take credit for anything. This is illustrated by the following classic exchange:
Gordon: "Look at it!"
Jonathon: "Sorry chef, I apologize."
Gordon: "It's cooked perfectly."
That's the perfect sign of how good Gordon Ramsay is at creating his own image.Hell's Kitchen
airs Mondays at Tuesdays at 8pm on FOX.(Image courtesy of FOX)