This Week in Sue Quotables: "Showmance"
This Week in Sue Quotables: "Showmance"
Every Glee episode has its Sue quotable, and every week, we list down the ones that we like the most--and then some.

showmance-irontabs.jpgSue: "Iron tablet?  Keeps your strength up while you're menstruating."
Will: "I don't menstruate."
Sue: "Yeah?  Neither do I."


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Sue: "Let's break it down.  You want to be creative.  You want to be in the spotlight.  Face it: you want to be me.  So here's the deal.  You do with your depressing little group of kids what I did with my wealthy, elderly mother: euthanize it.  It's time."


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Sue: "Gay parents encourage rebellion.  There are studies on this."

Will: "Hold on a second, Sue--"
Sue: "I resent being told to hold on to anything, William.  I will not be treated like a second class citizen because of my gender."


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Sue: "Lady Justice wept today."


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Sue: "Let me be the one to break the silence.  That was the most offensive thing I've seen in twenty years of teaching--and that includes an elementary school production of Hair."

Sue: "My first thought was that your students should be put into foster care."


And the good quotables that won't get screen grabs because, well, they aren't Sue's:

Finn to Rachel, as they create flyers for the club: "Who's Justin Timberlake?"

That kid from the Celibacy Club, to Rachel: "You enchant me."


- Henrik Batallones, BuddyTV Staff Columnist

(Screen capture courtesy of Fox)


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