The Glee quotables corner--because it's essential to the development of these kids. This week: pizza-bound cows, animated deer, and hypothetical puppies.
Terri: "That's a really good sign! That means the baby's not a mongoloid!"

Emma: "Do you remember the Jamaican bobsled team? Biiiig long shots."


Jacob: "Show me your bra."
Rachel: "You mean the one I'm wearing?"
Jacob: "Quid pro quo, Rachel. If you want a good review, show me your over-the-shoulder boulder-holder."
Rachel: "No way, you can't do that! My performance will stand on its own. Besides, no one reads the school paper anyway."
Jacob: "Oh, but I'll post my scathing review online. You'll be finished on the high school stage. Now get those sweater puppies out of their cashmere cage!"

Jacob: "Do the right thing. All great actresses take their clothes off."
Sandy: "Well I have no problem with nudity. Let me tell you about my planned production of Equus. Have you ever hung out of the stable?"

Will: "You know, I'd love to play This Is Your Life, but Lord Google demands my attention."

April: "So, did I sleep with you?"
Will: "I was a freshman when you were a senior ..."
April: "So, did I sleep with you?"
Will: "No."

Finn: "Wait, so... old people can join glee club now?"
April: "Old, huh? You guys look like the world's worst Benetton ad!"

April: "I'm sorry, Will. The old noodle just ain't what she used to be. I had a lot of upholstery cleaner in the 90s."

Kurt: "Smells like my Aunt Mildred."
April: "Oh, just drink it."

Kurt: "Mr. Scheuster, I changed my mind. April should stay. I worship her."

Finn: "You know what we should do?"
Rachel: "Elope?"
Finn: "What?"
Rachel: "Nothing."

Emma: "Kurt, I'm a girl who knows her solvents, and your breath smells like rubbing alcohol."
Kurt: "Oh, Bambi. I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy."

Rachel: "This is very nice pizza."
Finn: "I know. I think they import the pepperoni from, like, Michigan or something."

Puck: "Are you all that stupid? Seriously. I bet you thought Bert and Ernie were just roommates."

Finn: "Yeah, I haven't been honest with you, but that's different from lying."

Rachel: "If you'd like me to return to the musical, changes need to be made."
Sue: "Well, Rachel, I couldn't agree with you more. You know, when I heard Sandy wanted to write himself into a scene as Queen Cleopatra, I was aroused, then furious."


- Henrik Batallones, BuddyTV Staff Columnist
(Screen captures courtesy of Fox)