Let's not even pretend that you care what I have to say up here. Just watch the new
Glee season 2 promo like I know you want to, and let's meet back up down below to discuss what we saw.
Sound good? Good. Here it is:
Now. What did we learn?
In Glee season 2 ...- Santana and Quinn will catfight. Probably over Quinn becoming a Cheerio (captain?) again.
- Finn is still an adorably idiotic goon. And Rachel has bangs. Sassy!
- Will and Sue will become fist-pounding "frenemies" against the new (female!) football coach. My prediction: Ms. Beiste will try to take away Finn, Puck, et al. from Glee, and try to regulate on Sue's half-time Cheerio routines.
- Will wants to make Glee club a "wall of sound." That means new recruits!
- Kurt will get slushied by ... the newspaper nerd! Wassup with that?
- And speaking of new recruits: Chord Overstreet will pull a "Finn in episode 1" move by singing naked in the shower, and Charice will have a Beyonce-Gaga-Off with Rachel in the girls' room. And judging by those unfortunate oversized nerd glasses, we're probably in for a She's All That-esque transformation.
- One word: STAMOS. OK, two words: HOT STAMOS.
- Nationals are in New York City this year! That probably means the Gleek seniors will work even harder to get there, knowing they could get discovered and live out their Broadway dreams in the big city.
See the previous Glee Season 2 promo.Did you catch anything I missed? How excited are you for Glee to return? (Image courtesy of Fox)