Eleven days until Glee returns! Can you feel the excitement in your bones yet? (If so, better get that checked out. It could be osteoporosis. Just kidding, Gleeks are never old!)

What was my original point? Oh yeah. Glee news and spoilers! Here ya go:

Season 2 Premiere Set List
The Glee September 21 premiere will feature renditions of Jay-Z's "Empire State of Mind" (group number) Lady Gaga's "Telephone" (Charice and Lea Michele), Travie McCoy's "Billionaire" (Chord Overstreet) and Poison's "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" (also Chord Overstreet ... I think). The premiere will also feature two Broadway numbers: "What I Did for Love" from A Chorus Line and "Getting to Know You" from The King and I, as well as "Listen" from the film version of Dreamgirls (that's Charice again). [Rolling Stone]

"Let's Do the Time Warp Again!"
... is probably what Rocky Horror stars Barry Bostwick and Meat Loaf said as they signed on to participate in Glee's Rocky Horror Picture Show tribute episode this season. They'll play TV station managers who have an "interesting proposal" for Sue Sylvester. Ping pong queen Susan Sarandon has also expressed an interest in jumping on the Glee train that week. [E! Online]

Speaking of a "Picture Show"...
Cory Monteith will wear a mankini in the episode, and Matthew Morrison might, too. Dammit, Janet! As if we needed another reason to Gleek out. More details about the Halloween Horror episode: Emma (Jayma Mays) will sing "Touch-A Touch-A Touch Me," possibly to guest star John Stamos. [TV Guide]

More Season 2 Spoilers:
Someone got a boob job that will "put her at the bottom of the pyramid," Tina and Mike's romance started over the summer at "Asian camp," and Terri will find a new man who will bring her in close proximity to Will and the Glee club. Find even more spoilers over at TV Guide, including details about the religion-focused third episode and Brittany's new boy ... or girlfriend.

Matthew Morrison is 3/4 Finished with His Album
And it's a mix of "adult contemporary" and songs he hopes "you'll hear in the club and you can dance to." Because those go so well together. Just like Matthew Morrison and rapping ... NOT! [BBC]

The Cream of E!'s Glee Spoiler Crop:
Brittany and Santana will continue their "friendship with benefits," and Matthew Morrison calls John Stamos "J-Sizzle." Hurray for homoeroticism!

Analogy Time! What Kristen Stewart is to Twilight ...
Chris Colfer does NOT want to be to Glee. And that's what he thinks will happen once the ladies see his would-be love interest, Chord Overstreet: "I feel like it's not going to happen because all the girls are going to fall in love with him and they're not going to want to see [him with Kurt]," he tells Ausiello at EW. "And I don't want to be the guy girls hate. I'm the gay guy the girls love. I don't want to become the target. I don't want the letters that say, 'Kurt needs to get off our man. Stop kissing our boyfriend.' Young girls can be vicious. I don't want to know how Kristen Stewart feels. I don't want to be the Bella of the Glee world. I like being the guy everyone likes." Don't worry, Chris. Especially with the addition of John Stamos, your show's got enough man-candy to go around.

Which of these spoilers most whets your appetite for new Glee?

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