'Dancing with the Stars' Results: The Final Five Are Revealed
'Dancing with the Stars' Results: The Final Five Are Revealed
John Kubicek
John Kubicek
Senior Writer, BuddyTV
It's results night on Dancing with the Stars, which means 59 minutes of filler and one cruel cut.  Evan, Chad, Erin and Niecy all had their season high scores last night while Nicole and Pamela were both helped by being on the winning team in the Cha-Cha Challenge, so it's certain this cut will be hard.

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Results, Part 1:

Nicole Scherzinger and Derek Hough are...SAFE!
Erin Andrews and Maksim Chmerkovskiy are...IN THE BOTTOM 2!

See, that's what happens when Maks keeps his clothes on.  Len Goodman is an idiot.  We could be in store for a big shock if a couple that scored a 27 in the individual dance goes home.  However, I'd like to point out that Erin and Maks were my least favorite individual performance of the night, so clearly America agrees with me.

Encore - Team Gaga:

The Team Gaga Cha-Cha-Cha is the encore, but Pamela Anderson has an injury, so Chelsie Hightower is stepping in.  Ah, so that's what it's supposed to look like.  Pamela was the absolute worst part of Team Gaga, so replacing her with a pro is great in my book.  I really hated Pamela last night, because if Team Gaga did this last night, it would've been a lot higher in my performance rankings.

Results, Part 2:

Evan Lysacek and Anna Trebunskaya are...SAFE!
Chad Ochocinco and Cheryl Burke are..???

Tom Bergeron is being a bit of a dillweed by making Chad and Cheryl (who had a birthday yesterday) wait a little longer.  At least Tom has the decency to laughingly be ashamed of this.


Pamela Anderson is sad she didn't get to do the encore, but she promises to aggravate her injured leg tomorrow if she stays in the competition.  To win, Niecy Nash is willing to have a "wardrobe malfunction."  I strangely want to see Niecy and Pamela on a buddy cop sitcom.  I would call it Jiggly Force.

Results, Part 3:

Niecy Nash and Louis van Amstel are...SAFE!
Pamela Anderson and Damian Whitewood are...???

Huzzah, Niecy is safe!  The jiggly parts live!  She and Derek are the two people on Dancing with the Stars I love the most, so I'm good.

Results, Part 4:

Chad and Cheryl are...SAFE!
Pamela and Damian are...IN THE BOTTOM 2

Pamela and Damian are ELIMINATED!

I'm sad since she was very entertaining, but since I predicted it, I'm happy too.  I guess all those housewives who watch this show still resent the fact that their husbands used to fantasize about her all the time.  She's very poised and polite during her final interview, not a total crying wuss like a certain Bachelor was last week.

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