While you were rewatching all the passionate tangos and rumbas from last night's Dancing with the Stars Top 9 performance show, voting for your favorites, predicting tonight's eliminee in your Fantasy TV picks and furiously disagreeing with my Week 4 Performance Rankings ... some other stuff happened in the Dancing with the Stars world!

Including, but not limited to, the outrageous news that Hugh Hefner does not want Kate Gosselin to appear in Playboy. (And neither does Kate Gosselin? Nor does America? So why is this news? And why do I now have this mental image that just won't go away? And why am I crying?)

Anyway, here's what else you missed while you were dreaming of Chad Ochocinco's heat-seeking hips:

Two Things are Certain: Dance and Taxes
Pamela Anderson may be getting high marks from the Dancing with the Stars judges, but she may need to appear before a real judge if she's not careful. According to E! Online, Pam's stiffed the government of almost half a million in income tax dollars, putting her on "an annual list of 250 delinquents" in California.

Double, Double, Toil and Trouble ...
Some pros were stoked to get double scores last night, one for performance and one for technique, but Maksim Chmerkovskiy was not one of them, calling it "a double opportunity to score somebody wrong." Wonder which "somebody" he's talking about ... (People)

Extra, Extra, Read All about It!
Before tonight's Dancing with the Stars elimination episode airs, Bachelor winner Vienna Girardi will appear on Extra! as their new guest reporter, going backstage at the Dancing taping to get the scoop. We hear she has an "in" with one of the contestants.

Tonight's Encore Performance ...
... will be Pamela Anderson and Damian Whitewood's white-hot rumba. We heard it from Pam herself.

Did You Miss Tom Bergeron's Appearance on Castle Last Night?
Get a "Behind the Scenes" look here, and the full episode here. He's pretty hard to miss, seeing as (SPOILER ALERT!) he's only alive for the first minute or so.  

How about Pam's Appearance on Jimmy Kimmel?
Well, lucky you, because I've got it right here. And she's still got on her glittery bedroom eyes from her Dancing performance earlier that night: