In many ways, this week on Big Brother 13
has been absolutely
pointless. For the first time all season a newbie won HoH, but the big
twist that whoever gets evicted will have a chance to come back into the
game has derailed any momentum Daniele and Kalia had.
The HGs don't actually know the specifics of the twist, but if you watch
the live feeds, you know that they've come pretty close to guessing it.
Though they have no idea that they're right, Rachel and some of the
others have started guessing that the person who gets evicted may have
to face-off with another evicted HG to come back. Rachel naturally
thinks it's going to be Brendon, while Shelly and Daniele have suggested
that maybe all four of the previously evicted HGs will compete with
this week's evicted HG.
SPOILER WARNING: This article contains Big Brother 13 spoilers.
But who will return? Well, on the bright side, it looks like Lawon, the replacement nominee who offered himself up as a pawn, will get evicted thanks to Shelly and Adam convincing Kalia that they're with her, when in reality, they're working with Jeff and Jordan. If Lawon leaves, he's been so pathetic in challenges that I assume whichever other HG he competes against will win and return.
In BuddyTV's very informal poll, I was surprised to see that Cassi had the most votes with 42 percent, followed by Dominic and then Brendon, with Keith barely registering at just 3 percent.
But let's look at my odds on which of the four evicted HGs will get a chance to come back, and what would happen if they did.Keith (1,000,000 to 1):
Does anyone even remember that he was on this show? This week, the HGs still in the house couldn't even remember his last name, so I doubt America will vote for him. If he does come back, it's anyone's guess where he would go.Cassi (10 to 1):
Who doesn't love a pretty face? Cassi was beautiful, strong and willing to get into a fight, but she left quickly and without much fanfare, so I'm not sure people would want her back. If she did return, she would definitely side with Kalia and Daniele against the veterans.Brendon (9 to 1):
I can't figure out of America loves to hate Brenchel or if they just hate them like I do. For the sake of drama, Brendon returning would be the biggest move, and perhaps Brenchel fans will power vote to bring him back, but I still like to think most people hate him and never want to see him again as much as I do. If he comes back, I will most likely throw up a little in my mouth, then get woefully depressed that the producers are just handing this game to the veterans.Dominic (3 to 1):
I like to think I'm a typical hardcore Big Brother 13
fan, and if that's the case, then Dominic is definitely coming back because he's who I want to return. He's good-looking, very likeable and there was a lot of drama surrounding his eviction because it wasn't really his fault, it was all due to Daniele's backdoor plan. Dominic is the kind of guy who genuinely deserves a second chance, and if he's back, it would actually make the rest of the season a fair fight as he'd team up with Daniele, Kalia and probably Porsche to fight back against Jeff, Jordan, Adam, Shelly and Rachel.Lawon (1,000 to 1):
I suppose I also have to account for the possibility that Lawon could, somehow, win and come back into the game, as unlikely as that sounds given his generally useless track record. If he does come back, I'm pretty sure he'll still be in the same boat, perceived as a meaningless floater.
If Lawon returns, it's like this week never happened. If Brendon returns, it's like the past two weeks never happened and the veterans are still getting everything they want. If Cassi or Dominic return, then Kalia and Daniele basically just traded in an old, beat up car for a new one. If Keith returns, it's a real wild card.
In other words:Lawon or Brendon = Bad
Cassi or Dominic = Good
Keith = Unknown
As long as it's not bad, I'll be fine. But if it is Brendon, then like Kalia is saying in the house, I would feel like evicting myself from Big Brother 13
. On the bright side, Daniele would flip the hell out, which would make for a brief glimmer of goof TV before settling into the misery of a season full of more Brenchel B.S. drama.(Image courtesy of CBS)