Even though the most obvious answer to that question is Tyra Banks (you knew that was coming), tonight's premiere of America's Next Top Model Cycle 14 boasted of several eccentric personalities.  They're the perfect ingredients for classic reality TV, from the crybabies to the meanies to the downright weird.

America's Next Top Model Cycle 14 Premiere Recap: Meet the Crazies

There's Alexandra, who thought "supermodel" meant drawing a flesh-eating blob on her face.  There's also the fierce-looking Naduah, who may have grown up with a bunch of Dementors.  And even Tatianna, who appeared normal at first glance, revealed her highly abnormal job as a volunteer mortician.

Personally, I find the vegan, feminist Ren most peculiar.  She stepped into the competition with blue hair on her head and even more hair--not dyed, thankfully--under her arms. Thanks to her tattoos and free spirit personality, she looks like this cycle's dark horse, which means I'm going with my gut and rooting for this oddball, just like on the two previous seasons (yep, I was lobbying behind Allison and Nicole).  Well, for her and for Naduah.

Watch: Cycle 14 Pre-Season Interviews

But we want to know what you think!  Who deserves the title of Craziest Model in Cycle 14 of America's Next Top Model?  Based on what we know of them so far, that is.

I'm not even going to put Tyra on the list, because that'd be too much of a given.