It's almost that time again: America's Next Top Model
returns September 8 for Cycle 15. For those who worried over the summer that the show's fancy new prize (move over Seventeen,
these girls are competing for a spread in Italian Vogue
) would magically shift the tone of the show from superficial insanity to superficial professionalism, worry no longer. Tyra, her Jays and their new recruits are just as ridiculous as ever, as evidenced by these two new promos for Cycle 15.
Fun fact: 30G is, apparently, a real bra size. Another fun fact: Some people's waists are smaller than my wrist! Last fun fact: I feel bad about myself now. And so does Miss J.
Welcome back, America's Next Top Model
. We've missed you.Meet Esther.
I hope she makes the cut so I can make lots of "There's something wrong with Esther" jokes. Orphan
: Totally topical, totally still funny.Meet Ann.
She's wearing an invisible corset. Her favorite person in the world is Kiera Knightley, if Kiera Knightly was a vampire from the 1800s. When she's feeling lazy, she takes a broom with her to the store and tries on clothes by putting them on the broom.
(Image courtesy of CW)