Willard Deutschebog (voiced by Henry Winkler) is the old German teacher at Knob Haven high. In the pilot, he was caught buying smut and was exposed to the students. He has low self-esteem, and his catchphrase is, “If I believed in reincarnation, I’d kill myself tonight.” His other hobbies include shopping at the local 49-cent store and eating anything involving bologna. William Deutschebog is one of the characters in the Fox animated series Sit Down, Shut Up, based on a short-lived Australian sitcom of the same name. It revolves around a group of “ambivalent if not just plain crazy” faculty at a small town high school in Knob Haven, Flrida. The show is part of the network’s animation lineup that includes The Simpsons, Family Guy, and American Dad.