Wednesday, January 19, 2011 3:38 AM
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I guess I learned today that I will never be happy if for some reason I am unable to have kids. I also learned from this show that I will never be happy if my kids are for some reason- not good looking. I also learned that my husband will probably leave me for his ex because- you know- she's pregnant and I'm not- but that's okay because he will do me the HUGE FAVOR of still hanging out with me and going to my child's graduation. THANKS, DUDE. It's okay though, the father of my child (the person Jesus wants me to be with, right?? Even though he's kind of acts like/looks like ababoon??) will take me back out of the goodness of my heart. Also, my daughter has a football player boyfriend. UGH, THANK GOD, RIGHT? LIFE IS PERFECT, RIGHT?