Got many, but one of my top favs is "Hope is for sissies". Can't name them all, this would push the boundaries of this. But I also love these two: "Bizarre is good! Common has hundreds of explanations. Bizarre has hardly any." And: "Bad mojo is not a diagnosis."

Thanks for reply. One of my favorites are: ‘You're just upset because the whole time she was with you, she was thinking about my huge, throbbing... diagnostic skills.’;’ I saved his life. I should get credit for every life he saves from now.’ And ‘ I understand my doctors consider my decision to be completely idiotic but I am convinced that I know more than they do, I took a biology course in high school.'. I know that these quotes are out of context but I think that are still funny.

Just gives me the reason to look up the others... Just give me some time...

"You hide your pills in a cut-out book about lupus?" "It's never lupus."

"if you die,i'm alone", that's like "i love you

"I'm a jerk to everyone. Best way to protect yourself from lawsuits." LOL love that.

I love "I Lobe you" and "Is it still illegal to perform an autopsy on a living person?" Of course "Everybody Lies"