Real Housewives Roundup: The Giudices Sell, Camille is Replaced, and Danielle Lies
The holidays are here! But not for the Real Housewives, it looks like it's mostly trouble for them. Here's what's going on in the lives of the rich (or not-rich-anymore) and fabulous (or depressed):

Teresa and Joe Giudice are selling their stuff
Maybe not enough people were interested in that seminar? The Giudices are putting their household furniture up for a private sale, but have bid on it themselves to set a price. So if you want their furniture, you can have it for the "best" bid over the Giudice's bid of $54,405. So, by overvaluing their stuff, they'll get to keep it. Happy endings for all! [Radar]

Kelsey Grammer is engaged again
The leaves have changed their color, which means it's time for Kelsey Grammer to go buy a ring and stick it on someone's finger. Grammer is engaged to his "mistress," Kayte Walsh, who looks far less plumped and tucked than Camille. You remember Kayte Walsh, she's the one who was having Kelsey Grammer's baby but then miscarried and Camille attributed it to "karma." Buddha Camille cited "irreconcilable differences" in their divorce that has yet to be finalized. This will be Kelsey's fourth vine marriage. [E! Online]

Danielle's book is full of lies
Who would have thought that Danielle Staub's "tell-all" book, The Naked Truth, was not so truthful after all? Me, you, everyone, and Danielle's ex-husband. Kevin Maher has filed a lawsuit against Simon & Schuster publishing company, claiming that they "failed to use reasonable care to determine the truth or falsity" of Staub's claims about him in the book. In her book, Danielle claims that Maher beat her so badly she ended up in the hospital. Maher is asking for $10 million ... all in rolls of quarters. Just kidding. Do you think Danielle is telling the truth? [TMZ]