'Real Housewives of NJ': Ham Games & Fashion Week
'Real Housewives of NJ': Ham Games & Fashion Week
Tiffany  Luckey
Tiffany Luckey
Contributing Writer, BuddyTV

On this week's episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, Danielle & Teresa were both working with their daughters to get them booked as models.

Danielle was excited that her daughter did a photo shoot, then had her picture on the cover of Daily Magazine, along with a 5-page spread inside. Then she was booked to walk during fashion week. Christine seemed shy about the whole thing.

Meanwhile, Teresa was working to get her daughter Gia booked to walk in fashion week. Watching Gia do her runway walk was rather annoying, since she is obviously very full of herself. The next episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey will show us how well both of the girls did on the runway. It should be interesting.

"Ham Games"

Caroline's son Alvie and two of his friends were making sandwiches in the kitchen, then started to throw some of the ham at each other. One piece stuck to the front of a cabinet door just as Caroline and her husband walked in. Throwing the food wasn't the most interesting part of the moment, it was the t-shirt that Alvie's friend was wearing.

Did you notice it? The guy was wearing a t-shirt that read, "Girls don't' poop". What's up with that? That must be a New Jersey thing. But I can't understand why someone would wear a t-shirt that said that...but that's just me.

"Guys Are Scumbags"

Alvie was having a tough time accepting that one of his close friends was dating his sister. He said that he wants to tell her that "guys are scumbags," but he knows she'll find out soon enough on her own. Yikes! What a sad thing to say. Hopefully he will find out that not all guys are scumbags.

A Can of "Whip-ass"

Jacqueline's 18-year-old daughter Ashley moved out and was living with a friend. Jacqueline was frustrated that whenever she tried to talk to Ashley about being safe, she would just turn her back and ignore her.

When Dina found out about it, she said that Jacqueline should just open a can of "whip-ass" and get Ashley to behave better. I guess Dina isn't familiar with being a mother to an 18-year-old.

The "Garbage"

We saw Teresa, Caroline and Jacqueline having lunch together. Both Teresa and Caroline called Danielle "garbage" and told Jacqueline that she should not be friends with her. They did a lot of trash talk about Danielle and the fact that they thought she had kidnapped a child and held him for ransom and was busted with cocaine and guns.

Who knows if any of that is actually true.

The Missing Luncheon Guests

It was amusing that Danielle held a luncheon to celebrate Christine's magazine cover and photo spread but didn't include Christine herself. She invited Dina and Jacqueline, but neither of them came. The nutty thing she did next was interesting. She set two empty chairs for the two of them and made a point of telling the group she had invited them. Why bring it up?

And Danielle's "friend" Kim D sat near her and acted like her best friend, even though she told Caroline and Teresa that she was not friends with Danielle. We can see the blow-up over that coming in the near future too.

So what did you think of the "Jersey girls?" Were you impressed with the daughters' modeling talents? And do you think that Danielle should just give up on being friends with the Manzo women? Let us know what you think about this episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey!