As if we even cared, Caroline met with some of the other women in her family to laugh about how they all look like the same man wearing different wigs (I editorialize). They also discussed Albie's stunted journey through law school.
Meanwhile, Teresa and Jacqueline meet up with Kim "D" (D for Drunk-most-of-the-time) to talk about everyone's favorite subject: Danielle. Kim's throwing a party and Danielle will probably be there, which is reason enough for no one else to go. But Teresa feels obligated, so a-confronting we will go!
The good news is that Danielle is back to her crazy miscommunicating self! She yells at the new front desk person at "Posche," but gives me enough time to try to re-forget that this woman has raised children. Danielle's anger re-directs at Kim D, owner of The Quacker Factory Posche. Danielle, out of the goodness of her cold, shriveled heart, tells Kim that she will no longer shop at her store. NOOOOO! How will the economy thrive without Danielle's business?!
Kim D. offers Ashley an opportunity to model (because she oozes self-confidence, I'm sure), so Ashley tries on clothes that are not sports jerseys. She has taken this Jersey girl thing a little too literally.
Kim D. calls Danielle because apparently it's important to keep her as a friend (better with you than against you I guess). Danielle says, "Kim doesn't know what kind of crazy she's invited to that fashion show." I bet she does! Is it just me or is Kim G. looking worse and worse with every episode?
Danielle showed up late with her non-Danny entourage. After some inexplicable event Danielle thinks was the "ultimate dis," Danielle pretends to be on the phone during the fashion show. Kim G. tries to talk some sense into Danielle, but she has already decided that Kim D. is out of the picture. Is she going to have Danny kill Kim D.?
(Side note: it looks like Teresa ended up getting that chinchilla coat from last week's episode)
Teresa decides to play with fire and puts herself in Danielle's path. It wasn't her best idea, but neither was that chinchilla coat. It starts out cold and uncomfortable, but quickly escalates to, "that's a f**king nuff" (as opposed to a regular nuff). And next week looks downright insane.
Come back tomorrow to play the fun game called, "Danielle: Fun Crazy or Real Crazy?"
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