Yeah, The Real Housewives of Miami
is kind of boring. But at least the other Housewives are keeping things interesting. I could live off of the scraps of Luann De Lesseps Law & Order
cameo for weeks! Oh, and two New Jersey Housewives got into a bar brawl and smashed a glass over a man's head. Yes!The Real Housewives of New Jersey Go Oklahoma on Some Guy's Ass
This tidbit of news is almost too great to be real. The Real Housewives of New Jersey
went to the Dominican Republic for an "adults only" vacation (unlike Italy). Freed from the harnesses of childcare, two cast members got into an argument with a male patron at the Hard Rock Hotel. The argument resulted in someone smashing a glass over the man's head.
Calm Your Nerves with The Countess Finding a Dead Body
Yes, the situation escalated until it ended in a 1920's Speakeasy-style
bar fight. I wonder if the piano player grabbed his hat and ducked
behind the piano before shots were fired? Who do you think smashed the glass? My money is on Teresa. [Mail Online
New York Housewive, LuAnn De Lesseps, was on Law & Order: SVU
. They even gave her the critical moment before the gavel sound! Watch Countess LuAnn De Lesseps master the art of acting in this clip below. [PerezHilton
Yay! Dreams really do come true.
(image courtesy of Bravo, video courtesy of PerezHilton)