Have you laughed today? I mean, like disturbed-your-coworkers laughed today? No? Then this little gem is just for you. The Real Housewives of Atlanta's Kim Zolciak -- yes, that's Kim "Tardy for the Party" Zolciak -- is dropping her new single Oct. 5, the day after the 'wives season 3 premiere.

This little ditty is called "Google Me" and includes such profound, eloquent turns of phrase like:

"Research me, you'll find me, click them keys and google me!"

This song really is a gift from the gods for your listening pleasure. And I must say, it takes incredible talent to even sound out of tune with a giant helping of Auto-Tune smothering your voice. Bravo, Kim, bravo.

Take a listen to this 1-minute clip, and let me know what you think:



Missing Kim's other single, "Tardy for the Party," after all that ear pollution? You're welcome:



Which do you find less offensive? Sound off (and turn the sound off on Kim) in the comments below!

(Image courtesy of Bravo)