Stewie Griffin
Stewie Griffin
Kris De Leon
Kris De Leon
Staff Writer, BuddyTV
Stewie Griffin Biography: Stewie Griffin is a 1-year-old baby who is driven by his goal to become the sole ruler of the entire world. In fact, if it were not for his lack of muscle strength, toilet training and his need for parentally sustenance, Stewie would have become leader over most of the third world, including Canada. Stewie has the voice and manner of an evil Rex Harrison, but he's only recently celebrated the one-year anniversary of his escape from his mother's "cursed ovarian Bastille," in which he was incarcerated for nine gruelling months. Another goal for Stewie is to murder his mother, Lois. Just because Lois has narrowly escaped several attempts on her life thus far, it doesn't mean that she is off the hook. An unusual aspect of Stewie's physique is his American football-shaped head. Voice actor: Seth MacFarlane Stewie Griffin Personality: Stewie Griffin has a sophisticated style of both attitude and mannerism, but they sometimes interfere with childish interests. He enjoys literature and is also a brilliant genius level intellect who can design sophisticated technology. Stewie's actions and desires to conquer the world is his reaction to being a helpless baby who is totally dependent on adults (and his mom in particular) for everything. Moreover, his longing to conquer the world is based upon his desire for control over his own life. Stewie's personality, which is often rather theatrical and effiminate, and the fact his voice could be interperated as a Quivering Lisp, easily lent itself to such speculation. Stewie likely has antisocial personality disorder among other disorders, including megalomania and acute paranoia. Stewie Griffin Quotes Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch. Stewie: There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore. Meg (about Peter being retarded): I can never go to school again! Stewie: Oh, yes, Meg, yes-yes yes, everything was going swimmingly for you until this. Yes, yes, THIS is the thing that will ruin your reputation, not your years of grotesque appearance, or your awkward social graces, or that Felix Ungerish way you clear your sinuses, no no no, it's THIS. Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight. Stewie: Let me guess, you picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I'm expected to turn and turn until OOP! big shock, a jack pops out and you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a little inside. Lois: Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different. Stewie: Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankles behind your ears that would ring a few bells. Stewie: It seems with death incapacitated my matricidal efforts are futile.