Didn't get enough
Bachelorette during last night's episode or
the recap? Yeah, me neither, because who ever does? Luckily, we've got three extra videos from last night's episode, two of which are sure to entertain you, and one of which will probably just make you want to go to a pool party ASAP. Check them out!
Deleted Scene: Jeff tells Bentley the story he should have told Ashley the first night. It's getting harder and harder for me to make fun of Jeff. But it's not impossible just yet. For instance, in this deleted scene from last night's episode, he calls
The Bachelorette a "face party." Ha ha! "Face party." It's like these other guys just walk around with their faces out in the open, for anyone to see, like
animals. But Jeff also says some decent stuff about his perspective on life, which, though compromised by his looking silly while saying
anything, I can respect. But then the moment at the end where he leans back into the darkness! Oh! Just watch.
Next week, he's taking off the mask! I mean, he has to, right? He's
ready.
Diaries of the Departed: It's time for some Bachelorette poetry, courtesy of the three men Ashley sent home last night, Matt, Ryan and Stephen. "It is what it is / I could have done this, I could have done that / It wasn't there for her / I didn't have a connection / She was not the one for me."
Matt, if you need some consoling, I'm here for you.The Bachelorette: UNCENSORED. Except it
is censored, because there are bleeps. I also don't really know why this is a video any of us need to see, except to see that when Ashley isn't around, it's an all-day bro beach party, and Bentley still looks bored.
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