Unfortunately for us, there's no "Diary of the Departed" this week on The Bachelorette
, probably because Frank said just about all he needed to say before, during and after his extended dumping of Ali. But don't worry, because we'll definitely
get to hear more dramatic, superlative platitudes ("What I do today will change everything," "I prepared myself for the worst, and it was 100 times worse than that," etc.) when Frank returns for the "After the Final Rose" special in two weeks.
So, while you're not making up your own cheesy pearl metaphors
or bashing on Frank like it's your job
(Oh, right, it IS my job! Cool.), why not check out these ABC Bachelorette
YouTube videos, including a deleted scene that catches Chris and Ali--prepare to be shocked
--dancing with the Tahitian natives? Because if there's one thing that this season of The Bachelorette needed, it was MORE DANCING.
Ali and Chris watch a performance by Polynesian dancers, and Ali gets in on the action, because apparently no week on The Bachelorette
is complete without the cast butchering the traditional dance moves of the local culture.Key Moment #1:
Ali and Roberto go to a heart-shaped (but more like kidney-shaped) lagoon in Tahiti, and things get soap-opera-sexy pretty darn quickly. Key Moment #2:
Chris and Ali demonstrate a new swimming stroke called the "Straddle and Make-out."
(Image courtesy of ABC)