Here's the five big moments and questions from tonight's episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, "Kendall Goes on Birth Control."
It's an important moment in every girl's life. No, it's not your first cover of Seventeen Magazine. Or your first reality television show. Nope, not you're your first NBA player or the first time your half-brother Brody doesn't recognize you and hits on you. It's when a girl starts taking birth control. Although Kendall has been taking it for awhile now and Bruce has just found out. Top Five Moments:
5. Kim's rash.
The girls are out shopping, Kim tries on a short (short, short) dress that shows a huge rash on her leg, her sister's freak out and I am now convinced that Keeping Up With the Kardashians is completely out of storylines. There is nothing more that this family can do to keep the camera entertained if we're now starting an episode with a rash on Kim's leg.
Bruce is out running... no, not that kind of running. He's running errands and when he picks up birth control for Kendall at the pharmacy, he is convinced that there is a mix up and the prescription is a mistake.
3. Consulting the girls.
Before Bruce confronts Kendall about the prescription, he consults both Khloe and Kris. Khloe convinces him that Kendall is taking birth control because she's, wait for it, having sex and she's so convincing - perhaps Khloe Kardashian needs in on these debt ceiling talks - that when Kris tells Bruce the medication is for bad cramps, he doesn't believe her.
2. Kim's psoriasis.
Celebrities! They're just like us! They get psoriasis, too! Fortunately, Kim can cover hers up when she has a magazine shoot, the rest of us aren't always as lucky. (Don't you hate when they hire makeup artists that don't know what they're doing?) The inherited disease however gives another opportunity for Kim and Kris to go at it as Kim feels Kris is responsible.
1. Consulting the girls, part II.
This time, Bruce consults Kendall and Kylie about sex. Actually, Khloe consults Kendall and Kylie about sex while Bruce is in the room. Hey, that's okay, we were all pretty uncomfortable no matter who confronted who.
Come on, Kardashian producers. Kendall and Kylie aren't Dakota and Elle Fanning. The birds and the bees? Really? Do you expect us to buy into that? Both Kim and Kourtney have at least one sex tape each floating around out there. What are your thoughts, as an audience member, about this episode? Did it fly with you?
Jennifer Leah Peck
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