The Glee quotables page--the very reason why Sue Sylvester became a Twitter trending topic hours after the episode. This week: Ohio legends, state-paid cynics, and Sarah Newlin from True Blood."Sectionals" in one paragraph:
Hell breaks loose. Finn finally finds out Quinn's baby is Puck's, and backs out. Sue's plan gets swinging, and Emma loses a wedding after volunteering to take over New Directions from Will. But, happy endings as always: Sue is found out and suspended, the kids win sectionals, and of course, the kiss that's most likely going to be stuck in your head until April."Sectionals" in Muppet-slash-Ellenore-speak:
Bleep bleep bloop bleep squeeeeeeeee!
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"I say we lock Rachel up until after sectionals. I volunteer my basement!"Mercedes:
"We can't! We need her to sing!"Kurt:
"Damn her talent!"Kurt:
"Aren't you guys dating?"Santana:
"Sex is not dating."Brittany:
"If it were, Santana and I would be dating."Will:
"But the wedding is on Saturday. Your
"I know. We just pushed it back a few hours. Now it doesn't have to happen in broad daylight."Brittany:
"She's the one they made me talk to when they found out I was keeping that bird in my locker."Rachel:
"You're amazing, Mercedes, and you deserve it. I'm gonna hug you now."Rachel:
"I fully understand if you want to beat me up. If you can, just try to avoid my nose."Sue:
"I'm reasonably confident that you will be adding revenge to the long list of things you're no good at, right next to being married, running a high school glee club, and finding a hair style that doesn't make you look like a lesbian. Love you like a sistah!"Grace:
"What happened to the white guy with the Jheri curl?"Dalton:
"What we have here is a case of deaf racism. Shame on you!"Rachel:
"We have to go on in an hour--"Tina:
"--and we have no songs."Artie:
"Perhaps I can improvise some of my Def Poetry Jams."Principal Figgins:
"Sue, that is an orgy of evidence stacked against you!"Principal Figgins:
"You have embarrassed yourself and besmirched the name of William McKinley!"Sue:
"A failed president!"Principal Figgins:
"Oh, please! The greatest one who ever lived!"Sue:
"Get ready for the ride of your life, Will Schuester. You have just boarded the Sue Sylvester Express. Destination: horror."
Oh, and of course."And honestly, my life would suck without you." Your music goes right here!