This Week in 'Glee' Quotables: "Sectionals"
This Week in 'Glee' Quotables: "Sectionals"
The Glee quotables page--the very reason why Sue Sylvester became a Twitter trending topic hours after the episode. This week: Ohio legends, state-paid cynics, and Sarah Newlin from True Blood.

"Sectionals" in one paragraph: Hell breaks loose. Finn finally finds out Quinn's baby is Puck's, and backs out. Sue's plan gets swinging, and Emma loses a wedding after volunteering to take over New Directions from Will. But, happy endings as always: Sue is found out and suspended, the kids win sectionals, and of course, the kiss that's most likely going to be stuck in your head until April.

"Sectionals" in Muppet-slash-Ellenore-speak: Bleep bleep bloop bleep squeeeeeeeee!

sectionals-splitscreen.jpgKurt: "I say we lock Rachel up until after sectionals. I volunteer my basement!"
Mercedes: "We can't! We need her to sing!"
Kurt: "Damn her talent!"

Kurt: "Aren't you guys dating?"
Santana: "Sex is not dating."
Brittany: "If it were, Santana and I would be dating."

Will: "But the wedding is on Saturday. Your wedding."
Emma: "I know. We just pushed it back a few hours. Now it doesn't have to happen in broad daylight."

Brittany: "She's the one they made me talk to when they found out I was keeping that bird in my locker."

Rachel: "You're amazing, Mercedes, and you deserve it. I'm gonna hug you now."

Rachel: "I fully understand if you want to beat me up. If you can, just try to avoid my nose."

Sue: "I'm reasonably confident that you will be adding revenge to the long list of things you're no good at, right next to being married, running a high school glee club, and finding a hair style that doesn't make you look like a lesbian. Love you like a sistah!"

Grace: "What happened to the white guy with the Jheri curl?"

Dalton: "What we have here is a case of deaf racism. Shame on you!"

Rachel: "We have to go on in an hour--"
Tina: "--and we have no songs."
Artie: "Perhaps I can improvise some of my Def Poetry Jams."

Principal Figgins: "Sue, that is an orgy of evidence stacked against you!"

Principal Figgins: "You have embarrassed yourself and besmirched the name of William McKinley!"
Sue: "A failed president!"
Principal Figgins: "Oh, please! The greatest one who ever lived!"

Sue: "Get ready for the ride of your life, Will Schuester. You have just boarded the Sue Sylvester Express. Destination: horror."

Oh, and of course.




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