Today is apparently International Caps Lock Day
on the Internet, and the BuddyTV writers aren't just celebrating: We're cele-berating
, by using our caps lock key to virtually yell at the people on TV who piss us off.
They may be kind of hard to read, but isn't that the point? It's clear these characters are in need of some serious tough love. Read them, then try your own!
Meghan to Will Schuester on Glee:
Glee is available on Amazon Prime.
STOP SINGING INAPPROPRIATE SONGS
WITH YOUR STUDENTS! YOU ARE A GROWN. UP. MAN! AND, SERIOUSLY, DO
YOU EVEN TEACH SPANISH ANYMORE?!
John to Stefan and Damon on The Vampire Diaries:
LESS TALKING, MORE TAKING OFF YOUR SHIRTS.
Laurel to Brennan and Booth on Bones:
WILL THE TWO OF YOU JUST
GET TOGETHER ALREADY? WE KNOW YOU'RE MEANT FOR EACH OTHER SO STOP MESSING
AROUND.Jen to Tyra Banks on America's Next Top Model:
STOP SPEAKING IN ACCENTS DURING JUDGING! IT'S AWKWARD,
CULTURALLY INSENSITIVE AND DOES NOTHING FOR YOUR CRAZY-PANTS REPUTATION.Carla to Cesar Milan from The Dog Whisperer:
IT'S NOT AS EASY AS YOU MAKE IT LOOK. I CAN'T GET MY DOG TO RESPOND TO CORRECTIONS NO MATTER HOW MANY EPISODES I WATCH.
Meghan to Ted from How I Met Your Mother:
JUST MEET HER ALREADY.Laurel to Cuddy on House:
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, LEAVING YOUR DAUGHTER WITH HOUSE? HOW WAS THAT A GOOD IDEA?Jen to The Bachelor producers:
THE ONLY WAY THAT THIS COULD
IN FACT BE "THE MOST DRAMATIC AND SHOCKING ROSE CEREMONY EVER" IS IF
THE BACHELOR EATS THE ROSES AND HAS A SIMILAR REACTION
THAT A CAT MIGHT, AND STARTS VOMITING BLOOD.John to Clark Kent on Smallville:
PUT THE DAMN CAPE ON.Meghan to Sammie and Ronnie on Jersey Shore:
BREAK UP OR MAKE UP, BUT KINDLY JUST SHUT UP.Carla to Angel Bautista and Maria LaGuerta on Dexter:
LEAVE US ALONE, WE
DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR MARRIAGE OR JOBS.
WE JUST WANT DEXTER TO MURDER MORE PEOPLE AND GET AWAY WITH IT. ALSO,
DO SOMETHING ABOUT QUINN BECAUSE HE LOOKS TOTALLY CRAZY AND METH-ADDICT
SKINNY THIS SEASON.Jen to Kim Zolciak on The Real Housewives of Atlanta:
We encourage you to GET YOUR CAPS LOCK ON and release your rage at
the TV characters who piss you off down there in the comments. (But please, don't yell at each
other. We're all buddies here!) We just did, and we have to admit: IT
FELT GOOD!(Image courtesy of Fox)