We've reached the semi-finals already? Time sure does fly when you're watching people have dancing fun! Dancing with the Stars: All-Stars has only two weeks left -- and only five celebrities to dance in those two weeks. With double dancing and Michael Jackson themes in the performances, anything can happen. Check it all out in this recap!
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Before we can get to any of the competitive dances, of course, we have to watch the professionals celebrate Michael Jackson for awhile. For the record, they're not dancing to songs from "Bad." That's OK. These are better songs anyway.
The dancers are doing their unusual dance/unusual style performances first.
And we begin with...Melissa Rycroft and Tony DovolaniDancing the caveman hustle My Comments
: Oh no! Tony got hurt! Although he apparently recovered enough to dance.
And OMG! Dinosaur! This is officially the weirdest theme in the history of Dancing with the Stars
. Caveman moves around the campfire mixed in with funky hustle moves? I can see why Tony was so thoroughly frustrated.
Side note: Parts of this kind of look like that tribal dance everyone did in Can't Buy Me Love
. That was a good movie.
And this is a good dance. Weird as anything but a lot of fun and very well-performed.Judges' CommentsLen
: "Fred and Wilma have never danced so well!" "I really enjoyed watching it."Bruno
: "That has to be the most effective use of animal skins since Raquel Welch." "So much whiplash was there." "When you turn, you've got to be on the spot in the hustle."Carrie Ann
: "Yabba dabba fine! I loved it!" "I liked your caveman sections better than the hustle."Scores
: 9+9.5+9 = 27.5 Shawn Johnson and Derek HoughDancing the Knight Rider bhangraMy Comments
: It's rather unfortunate that I can't hear the Knight Rider
theme without giggling. Especially since giggling doesn't really go with this dark and serious-looking dance. They're leaping all over the place -- mostly in perfect time with each other. I honestly have no idea if this is what a bhangra is supposed to to look like. But it's definitely
what good dancing looks like.
So, yet another awesome dance from Shawn and Derek.Judges' CommentsLen
: "Shut up! Close the door! Call me Mary! I tell you this dynamite was fantastic."Bruno
: "I loved that! Mega-hit!" "This time they've done it... Bhangra-style!!!"Carrie Ann
: "Finally, Shawn is out of breath. Fantastic! Great job."Scores
: 10+10+10 = 30 Apolo Anton Ohno and Karina SmirnoffDancing the big top jazzMy Comments
: Oh lord. They're mimes. That's almost as bad as clowns!
Wait. Was Karina supposed to put her hand on the ground in that one move? If not, whoops! This is definitely yet another interesting dance. I don't know that I like it as much as the other two -- it seems a bit disjointed. Maybe that's the style as much as anything? But still, with Melissa's and Shawn's dances, I felt completely drawn-in. This one, I just watched it.
Good. Just not as good as the others.Judges' CommentsLen
: "There was a couple of awkward moments in there." "You are a fighter!"Bruno
: "That was edgy, surreal... It was like a blend of Cirque du Soleil
and A Clockwork Orange
: "I loved the concept... It was very disjointed." "You were out-of-sync a lot, and a lot of the dismounts were sloppy."Scores
: 8.5+9+9.5 = 27Emmitt Smith and Cheryl BurkeDancing the espionage Lindy hop My Comments
: Oh no! They've exploded the Mirror Ball! Guess no one gets it this year.
Emmitt isn't necessarily keeping up with Cheryl on the fast parts. When it slows down a bit, he's fine -- same thing when they're dancing close together. There's also a bit of an issue with the theme here. It may be the nature of the espionage theme itself, but it's easy to forget what they're supposed to be portraying. Still, it was as fun as we usually get from Emmitt.Judges' CommentsLen
: "I liked the concept, I liked the energy, I liked the lifts, I liked the fun."Bruno
: "That was definitely out there. It was like a Looney Tunes version of James Bond."Carrie Ann
: "You gotta bring us more." "I really think this is your most animated performance ever."Scores
: 9+9+9 = 27 Kelly Monaco and Val ChmerkovskiyDancing the surfer flamencoMy Comments
: Unlike the other themes tonight, this one almost makes sense. Or it would if there were any obvious surfer moves in this. As a flamenco, it works great. Also, there is a lot of semi-naked Val Chmerkovskiy going on. So I'm definitely not complaining. But did it have to take so long for them to strip down to the Speedos and splash about in the water.
By the way, Val dropping Kelly into the water at the end is officially the best ending to any dance ever.Judges' CommentsLen
: "If this dance was poker, you went all in." (I thought he said "polka" and was very confused.)Bruno
: "Kelly, I think you've been upstaged by the Speedos." "The flamenco has a very, very exact placement, and it wasn't there."Carrie Ann
: "It was all paso, it really didn't have the flamenco." "I think you pulled off the surfer side very well."Scores
: 8+9+8.5 = 25.5
And Val channels the family contrariness and complains about the scores! With Maks gone, I guess someone has to do it.
Hey, they got Katherine Jackson (mother of Michael) to come sit in the audience!Melissa Rycroft and Tony DovolaniDancing the "Dirty Diana" Argentine tangoMy Comments
: This starts out far more dramatic and contained than the dances we've been seeing all night. That's not a bad thing. The contrast actually makes this stand out more than I think it would otherwise. The actual style of the dance is interesting too -- it's almost robotic in its precision and emotional coldness. Yet somehow the passion of the tango is still there. Crazy tricks too!Judges' CommentsLen
: "I would be really disappointed if you're not here next week."Bruno
: "You were possessed out there! That sequence of lifts were absolutely extraordinary."Carrie Ann
: "Dirty Diana, I would like to introduce you to Magnificent Melissa." "The lifts were out of this fricking world!"Scores
: 10+10+10 = 30
If tears get you into the finals (along with those perfect moves), then Melissa and Tony are set.Shawn Johnson and Derek HoughDancing the "Bad" Argentine tangoMy Comments
: Oh, they're going for the sexy thing. And by sexy, I mean "About to run away and find a room right after the dance." Oh my.
This, like the Argentine tango that preceded it, remains controlled. The big difference is that Shawn and Derek look like they're about to explode throughout the hold thing. Which they kind of do by spinning like crazy at the end there. Another good one.Judges' CommentsLen
: "You learn the routine... you come out and you sell it. And for me, you nailed both parts."Bruno
: "You went for shapes, lines, style... It was breathtaking." "Stylistically it was perfect!" "Is there anything you can't do?"Carrie Ann
: "Every line is perfect. But dance is sometimes more than just movement." "It lacked a little of the drama and the passion and the intimacy."Scores
: 9+10+10 = 29 Apolo Anton Ohno and Karina SmirnoffDancing the "Man in the Mirror" rumbaMy Comments
: Apolo is literally looking at the man in the mirror. Oh, wait. He's looking at the woman in the mirror (Karina). So confusing.
I kind of think this is exactly the kind of dance that highlights the best of both Karina and Apolo. They're smooth and dramatic, only putting in the athleticism when necessary. I'd like a little more chemistry, but there's really only so much you can force there.Judges' CommentsLen
: "It was like the sea -- there was just wave after wave of effortless motion."Bruno
: "Get down on it, Apolo! You nailed it, I'm telling you. That was perfectly pitched."Carrie Ann
: "That is what I'm talking about!" "You reached into my heart and melted it."Scores
: 10+10+10 = 30Emmitt Smith and Cheryl BurkeDancing the "Leave Me Alone" tangoMy Comments
: So much tango-ing tonight!
This is not necessarily a good thing for Emmitt, following two incredible tangos. They're dancing well, but I'm not sure that Emmitt really does "passion." This is also slower and less precise than the other dances. I know it's a slightly different dance style, but still. Nice enough dance.Judges' CommentsLen
: "I think you've coped marvelously well."Bruno
: "I love your intensity." "The footwork could have been more exact."Carrie Ann
: "You really brought your A-game." "The hold was a bit broad."Scores
: 9+9+9 = 27
Just going to point out that Carrie Ann thought that was as good as Shawn's dance.Kelly Monaco and Val ChmerkovskiyDancing the "I Just Can't Stop Loving You" rumbaMy Comments
: Are they going to finally admit to a relationship at any point? Because, I mean, seriously.
Anyway, we're definitely not talking about any lack of chemistry here. In fact, this is a really beautiful and romantic dance. Kelly and Val do a very good job making us think that there is absolutely no one else in that ballroom.
And was that a real kiss at the end there?Judges' CommentsLen
: "I love it when you speed in and then you slow it down." "You did it wonderful -- well done."Bruno
: "That was smoldering! Driven by desire, consumed by lust!" "You were so into it."Carrie Ann
: "That was beautiful." "I thought some of the movements were a little clipped, but I know that's your style."Scores
: 9.5+9.5+9.5 = 28.5
Who do you think danced the best tonight? Which performances were your favorites? Who will make it into the finals, and which two pairs do you expect to go home on Tuesday? Leave your comments below!
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