The first live eviction on Big Brother 12 comes tonight and it's between secret bisexual Annie and big-breasted chemist Rachel. If you follow what's going on inside the house, you already know who's going home.

Annie is the target and, unless there's a major shake-up at the last minute, she's gone. Annie has been campaigning as hard as she can, telling everyone who will listen that keeping in a known couple (Brendon and Rachel) is a bad idea. It makes sense on paper, but the other HGs would rather keep the devil they know.

The saddest part is that Hayden is giving Annie false hope and other HGs like Britney and Monet have promised that they'll vote for Annie when they have no intention to, just to appease her so she doesn't go crazy.

Of course if Enzo gets his way, Julie Chen's mother will be evicted. One of the funniest running jokes in the house is Enzo's promise that, during the live eviction, he'll turn to the camera and say "I vote to evict ... you're mothuh!" It probably won't happen, but I really hope it does.

Another confusing part of Big Brother 12 is figuring out the alliances. From what I can tell, Hayden has two very strong alliances, one with the Brigade (Enzo, Matt and Lane) and one with a pair of couples (Kristen, Brendon and Rachel). In other words, he has more than half the house on his side, and at least for now, I don't think either alliance knows that the other one exists.

Tonight's live show also offers the identity of the Saboteur. I still think there is no Saboteur and that it's all a hoax designed to make the HGs paranoid, but we'll find out if I'm right, who goes home and who becomes the second HoH.


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