The Glee quotables page–it’s like, you know, substances that aren’t really legal but hard to get rid of. This week: magnetism caused by money, sexy text messages and greeting card illustrations.
“Hairography” in one paragraph: Will thinks (correctly!) that Sue is leaking his set list to his competitors, so he invites them for a scrimmage. Intimidated, he gives everyone a lesson in flashy hairography, which fails when they end up looking “absolutely crazy”. Kurt gives Rachel a makeover, who gets awkward with Finn in the process–because Quinn wants to see if Puck is up to it. Well, not really. She’s still giving up the baby.
Brittany: “Coach Sylvester didn’t tell me to do this.”
Grace: “You’re a good kid, Ophesia. Why did you rob a bank?”
Ophesia: “Because, Miss Hitchens, that’s where they keep the money!”
Will: “We’re gonna do the title song from Hair. Now, this show started a revolution…”
Puck: “Well, did they have Mohawks back then, like in the 20s or whatever?”
Finn: “Yeah, Mr. Shue, if we’re gonna do a song about hair, shouldn’t we have more hair?”
Quinn: “Thank God for Puck. Thanks to him, I’m starting to realize that what I need right now, even more than looser pants, is acceptance.”
Kurt: “Makeovers are like crack to me.”
Kurt: “Rachel somehow manages to dress like a grandmother and a toddler at the same time.”
Terri: “What are you doing?”
Will: “I’m trying to be intimate with my wife!”
Terri: “No, you’re trying to have sex!”
Kurt: “Most of the time I find it hard to be in the same room with you, especially this one, which looks like where Strawberry Shortcake and Holly Hobbie come to hook up.”
Kendra: “You got the beauty, but I got the brains… and the beauty!”
Brittany: “So, hairography. It works best when you pretend like you’re getting tasered, so you just move your head around like you’re spazzing and stuff. It’s like cool epilepsy.”
Sue: “If there’s anything on that list that involves demeaning, fruity hair tossing, I’m cutting it!”
Quinn: “Want to see a real-life music video?”
Santana: “Why don’t you check his cell phone? Because my sexts are too hot to erase.”
Quinn: “Can we be in love again?”
Grace: “Who do you think I am?”
Sue: “That’s actually a very good question, because I’ve forgotten both your names.”
Dalton: “Okay, everybody’s gonna need to speak up, because I can’t hear. Deaf in one ear. Scarlet fever.”
Sue: “I assume you read lips. Read these.”
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