Carla Patton

Carla Patton

Writer, BuddyTV

Originally from Seattle, Carla recently took a husband and moved to Austin, Texas, where she is finally using her television “problem” to her advantage. It’s sort of like Dexter, but boring and less murdering. Carla’s favorite shows include 30 RockThe Amazing RaceProject RunwayModern Family, anything with murder, and pretty much anything gross and weird (CSIThe BachelorToddlers & Tiaras, etc.). Favorite canceled shows include: Arrested DevelopmentVeronica Mars and Average Joe. In her spare time, Carla leads tours of downtown Austin on a Segway (don’t knock it ’til you’ve tried it!), blogs about Netflix Instant, and visits elementary schools telling children they don’t need math to succeed (just kidding, stay in school, kids).

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The Real Housewives of New York City

‘The Real Housewives of New York’ Reunion Recap: Return of the Trailer Turd

  • October 15, 2012
  • Carla Patton

Part 2 of the RHONY reunion jumps right into the fray with LuAnn and Tomas...

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The Real Housewives of New York City

‘The Real Housewives of New York’ Reunion Recap: Too Little Too Late

  • October 8, 2012
  • Carla Patton

You know what? If there's one thing I never get tired of it's watching ...

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The Real Housewives of New York City

‘The Real Housewives of New York’ Recap: What Women Want

  • September 24, 2012
  • Carla Patton

Ugh, Aviva at a health store? I can't stand it. At least her father is ...

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The Real Housewives of New Jersey

‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’ Recap: Rumble at the Fashion Show

  • September 23, 2012
  • Carla Patton

This season is almost over, and I can't believe how long it has lasted. So...

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The Real Housewives of New York City

‘The Real Housewives of New York’ Recap: Every Possible Combination of Housewives

  • September 17, 2012
  • Carla Patton

Hahaha, remember what a shockingly awful person Aviva turned out to be in ...