Tonight's manic So You Think You Can Dance took us from the dirty South to the bright lights of Las Vegas and highlighted some of America's very best and very worst dancers. And tonight's recap will be doing the same. I'll only be talking about the cream of the crop and the bottom of the barrel. From Scooter Rocket to the Samson of the dance world: these are the auditions that deserve a permanent spot on your DVR and the ones you would should simply fast-forward through.
Let's start out with the good news first and end with the bad (cough, cough, all of Nashville, cough) shall we?
The Best of Best:
Ida Saki: Ida's audition demonstrated a perfect mix of palpable emotion
and flawless technique. Her
Schindler's List-inspired (seriously)
audition deserves a permanent space in your DVR for those moments when
you think nothing beautiful comes out of pain and that perfection
doesn't exist.
Nicole Knudson: 
Because of her distinctive top bun, Nigel insisted on
calling Nicole "Marge," but he really should have called her Samson
because he and the judges' seemed to think all her power came from her
hair. Her initial audition was one of the most interesting and intense in
SYTYCD history...a female Teddy Tedholm if you will. Tyce Diorio (the king of the superlatives) said
that Nicole was "the kind of talent that comes around once in a hundred
years," which is disturbing since she barely made it through ballroom
choreography in Las Vegas. (Like I said, female Teddy Tedholm.)
Jordan Johnson: Jordan was everything you want from a performer:
passionate, unique, dangerous and addictive. His movement was his own,
a combination of contemporary, hip-hop, breaking, tutting and stand up
comedy, Jordan may not have been the best dancer of the night, but he
was the best performer. As expected, his unique style didn't stand up
to the choreography rounds in Las Vegas, but give him a year of
training and stronger technique and he could be a force to be reckoned
with on the show.
Brian Gaynor: SYTYCD-lifers (like myself) will recognize Brian and his
smooth robotic movement from season 3 where he both auditioned and was
a featured dancer during the finale. His style is just as jaw-dropping
as ever and because of his physical limitations (severe scoliosis and
he's about 5 feet tall) he will still never be a contestant on a show
based on partner dancing. However, he and his dance crew will be making
an appearance on season 7.
Alex Wong: The most impressive male dancer who has ever auditioned for
the show. He's power, precision and perfection. If season 7 is finally
the year the best dancer is going to win, you might as well hand the
crown to Alex right now.
Billy Bell: Look up extension in the dancer's dictionary and you'll
find a photo of Billy Bell. Billy appears to have lost all his round
baby-facedness since season six, as well as every bone in his lower
half. His audition showed growth as a performer and a technician and if
anyone can challenge Alex for the crown, it's Billy. And if the
skeleton-defying dancing wasn't enough, Billy had the best line of the
night calling new
SYTYCD ballroom choreographer and judge Tony Redpath
"kind of like a Nazi Barbie."
Anthony Burrell: Despite a pulled hamstring, Anthony's audition was
lean, languid and masculine. In any other season, he'd be a shoe-in for
the Top 20, but with the caliber of contemporary and ballet dancers
this season and only 5 (or 6) spots, even a talent like Anthony may not
make it.
Jose Ruiz: Season 7's "Legacy" without the over-the-top ego and talk
about being insulted by doing other people's choreography, Ruiz breezed
through both ballroom and hip-hop rounds in Las Vegas. He's definitely
one to keep an eye on.
Adechicke Torbet: Adechicke is clearly one of the judges' early
favorites, because despite a disastrous showing in Las Vegas --
including an ill-fated tap solo and a ballroom round that looked more
like the first week of
DWTS than
SYTYCD -- the judges asked him to
dance for his life. And thank God he did. Behind the awkward ballroom
and poor life choices with the tapping there was an absolutely stunning
contemporary dancer. His solo was the epitome of fluidity and control,
but if he can't figure out other genres, he's screwed.
The Worst of Worst:
Nashville: Two days of auditions and only seven dancers made it through to Las Vegas and we didn't see a single one of them.
Scooter Rocket: Who let the raver on roller skates into the
So You
Think You Can Dance
audition? Every audition episode needs a delusional
dancer and tonight it was Scooter.
Deroccius Harris, i.e. Mr. Toxic: Boys, when will you learn that dancing to a Britney Spears song
in Lycra leggings will never, ever get you through to Las Vegas?
Marcella Rainieri: This mobster's daughter wasn't a train wreck, but
there was also nothing special about her audition. We have literally
seen and heard this same contemporary audition a hundred times over the
past seven seasons.
Rachel Girma: Rachel was
one of the standouts of yesterday's audition,
but her lack of dance training and experience with choreography spelled
disaster -- she hit maybe 40% of her steps.
Teddy Tedholm: When he dances his own style, Teddy is magical, but get
him into choreography and he's a mess. Another season and another big
disappointment from our favorite quirky dancer.
What was your favorite and least favorite performance of tonight's auditions?
(Image courtesy of FOX)