This Week in 'Glee' Quotables: "Hairography"
This Week in 'Glee' Quotables: "Hairography"
The Glee quotables page--it's like, you know, substances that aren't really legal but hard to get rid of. This week: magnetism caused by money, sexy text messages and greeting card illustrations.

"Hairography" in one paragraph: Will thinks (correctly!) that Sue is leaking his set list to his competitors, so he invites them for a scrimmage. Intimidated, he gives everyone a lesson in flashy hairography, which fails when they end up looking "absolutely crazy". Kurt gives Rachel a makeover, who gets awkward with Finn in the process--because Quinn wants to see if Puck is up to it. Well, not really. She's still giving up the baby.


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Brittany: "Coach Sylvester didn't tell me to do this."

Grace: "You're a good kid, Ophesia. Why did you rob a bank?"
Ophesia: "Because, Miss Hitchens, that's where they keep the money!"


hairography-wigs.jpgWill: "We're gonna do the title song from Hair. Now, this show started a revolution..."
Puck: "Well, did they have Mohawks back then, like in the 20s or whatever?"
Finn: "Yeah, Mr. Shue, if we're gonna do a song about hair, shouldn't we have more hair?"


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Quinn: "Thank God for Puck. Thanks to him, I'm starting to realize that what I need right now, even more than looser pants, is acceptance."

Kurt: "Makeovers are like crack to me."

Kurt: "Rachel somehow manages to dress like a grandmother and a toddler at the same time."

Terri: "What are you doing?"
Will: "I'm trying to be intimate with my wife!"
Terri: "No, you're trying to have sex!"


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Kurt: "Most of the time I find it hard to be in the same room with you, especially this one, which looks like where Strawberry Shortcake and Holly Hobbie come to hook up."

Kendra: "You got the beauty, but I got the brains... and the beauty!"


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Brittany: "So, hairography. It works best when you pretend like you're getting tasered, so you just move your head around like you're spazzing and stuff. It's like cool epilepsy."

Sue: "If there's anything on that list that involves demeaning, fruity hair tossing, I'm cutting it!"


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Quinn: "Want to see a real-life music video?"

Santana: "Why don't you check his cell phone? Because my sexts are too hot to erase."

Quinn: "Can we be in love again?"

Grace: "Who do you think I am?"
Sue: "That's actually a very good question, because I've forgotten both your names."


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Dalton: "Okay, everybody's gonna need to speak up, because I can't hear. Deaf in one ear. Scarlet fever."
Sue: "I assume you read lips. Read these."




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