Those fickle editors have been ignoring her storyline all season long (surely to make way for Courtney’s indispensable comments like “winning!” and “see ya, wouldn’t wanna be ya!”), so yesterday, Ellen decided to show us what she’s been doing this season on The Bachelor.

While the other girls wasted their time fighting over Ben, Ellen spent her days drinking, wearing beautiful bedazzled caftans, drinking, sharing her good ideas, drinking, staring down other contestants and draaanking. If only the other Bachelor ladies would live up to her example:

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PICK SOME MORE ROSES! Why didn’t we think of that sooner? Ellen, you’re the best. Bitch, Belize!

(Image courtesy of ABC/Ellen)

Meghan Carlson

Senior Writer, BuddyTV

Meghan hails from Walla Walla, WA, the proud home of the world’s best sweet onions and Adam West, the original Batman. An avid grammarian and over-analyzer, you can usually find her thinking too hard about plot devices in favorites like The OfficeIt’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and How I Met Your Mother. In her spare time, Meghan enjoys drawing, shopping, trying to be funny (and often failing), and not understanding the whole Twilight thing. She’s got a BA in English and Studio Art from Whitman College, which makes her a professional arguer, daydreamer, and doodler.