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Teri Hatcher: Real and Spectacular
One thing we love about the fact that Desperate Housewives star Teri Hatcher posted self-taken pictures of herself, makeup-free and apparently Botox-free, on her Facebook page to combat plastic surgery rumors is the fact that she titled the photo album “Oy with the Botox!” Teri, OMG! Is it possible that you love and miss Gilmore Girls as much as we do? We thought we were the only ones who still thought about “Oy with the poodles already!”

“Out of the bath getting ready for bed. Thought about all those damn critics of my face. Love it or hate it, my face that is, no surgery, no implants, no matter what ‘they’ say,” Hatcher wrote in a caption.

“Did I every toy with fillers or Botox over the years? yes. Tell me does this look Botoxed to you? Yes I am alone in my bathroom naked in a towel on behalf of women everywhere trying to make a point,” the 45-year-old Hatcher wrote under another photo. “Women YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL.”

She does it all for you, ladies. [Teri Hatcher/Facebook]

Secret Life Teen Moves into Castle
Can’t get enough of neurotic Ben Boykewich on ABC Family’s The Secret Life of the American Teenager? Well, you’re in luck, because actor Ken Baumann will play the recurring role of Alexis Castle’s (Molly Quinn) boyfriend on ABC’s Castle. The show’s third season begins Sept. 20. Awesome plot point: Alexis initially mistakes Baumann’s character, Ashley, for a girl, which sounds about right. [TV Guide]

Black, Jack!
Nickelodeon’s iCarly is welcoming funnyman Jack Black, who will guest star later this season as Spencer’s (Jerry Trainor) videogame nemesis, Aspartamay. The two face-off at the show’s version of Comic-Con, Webicon. We think Black will bring it. You’ve been warned, Spencer. [Ausiello]

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(Image courtesy of Terri Hatcher’s Facebook page)

Jen Harper

Editor, BuddyTV