Here are the best and funniest quotes from Sam and Dean Winchester’s adventures in the 10th episode of Supernatural season 11, “The Devil in the Details.” Also, check out my recap of this episode.

Official Synopsis from the CW: “Now that he has Sam (Jared Padalecki) in the cage with him, Lucifer (Mark Pellegrino) offers Sam a way out but it comes with a steep price. Dean (Jensen Ackles) and Castiel (Misha Collins) look into the angel smiting that could have killed Amara (guest star Emily Swallow).”

#16 “Mom, I got a Sam!”

-Crowley to Rowena about his dream Christmas toy

#15 “You’re betting on Dean?”

Sam: “My brother’s gonna walk through that door and kick your ass.”
Lucifer: “Dean? You’re betting on Dean?”
Sam: “I always have.”

#14 “You’re just gonna let the big, strong man boss you around. Whatever happened to the super duper awesome coven? #GirlPower.”

-Crowley to Rowena about her working with Lucifer

#13 “I’m a bad thing. He’s a worse thing.”

-Crowley to Rowena about Lucifer

#12 “Sam can’t talk right now cuz he’s waxing. Like, everything. But leave a message.”

-Dean on Sam’s voicemail message

#11 “Thank you for phoning Crowley, King of Hell. For demon deals, press 1. To report a sighting of that ginger whore Rowena, press 2.”

-Crowley’s voicemail message

#10 “This is the Sam Winchester that I remember: bold, decisive, solid B on the tongue action.”

-Lucifer to Sam about Teen Sam

#9 “Have I ever told you how much I respect you? Oh, don’t get me wrong, I don’t like you, I’ve never liked you. You’re sort of prissy.”

-Lucifer to Sam

#8 “This is the worst thing you’ve ever done.”

-Lucifer to Sam about being with Amelia

#7 “You’d do anything to save him and he’d do anything to save you and that is the problem. … Instead of choosing the world, you choose each other, no matter how many innocent people die.”

-Lucifer to Sam about Dean

#6 “Snapping necks and cashing checks is what I do.”

-Lucifer to Sam

#5 “Seriously? I mean, Heaven brought the thunder and it barely even scratched my paint job. But you and a shiny knife, sure, that’s gonna work.”

-Amara to Cas

#4 “You are expendable and weak and why God took a special interest in you, I’ll never understand. My brother always did have horrible taste in men.”

-Amara to Cas

#3 “I move to L.A., solve crimes.”

-Lucifer to Sam about what he’d do after killing Amara, probably a reference to FOX’s new drama Lucifer about the Devil solving crimes in Los Angeles

#2 “My answer is ‘No.’ This isn’t cuz of Dean or the past. This is about me having faith in my friends, having faith in my family. We will find a way. I’m ready to die. And I’m ready to watch people I love die. But I’m not ready to be your bitch.”

-Sam to Lucifer

#1 “I hate you because if I didn’t, I’d love you. But love? Love is weakness. And I’ll never be weak again.”

-Rowena to Crowley

John Kubicek

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