Here are the best and funniest quotes from Sam and Dean Winchester’s adventures in the 14th episode of Supernatural season 12. Also, check out my recap of this episode.

Official Synopsis from the CW: “A chance to take out a nest of vampires backfires when the alpha-vamp shows up and turns the tables on Mary (guest star Samantha Smith) and The British Men of Letters, who are doing their best to recruit Sam (Jared Padalecki) and Dean (Jensen Ackles).”

#9 “I am your mother, but I am not just a mom.”

-Mary to Sam and Dean

#8 “You are not a child”

Mary: “You are not a child.”
Dean: “I never was.”

#7 “As I’ve said many, many, so many times, we don’t need [Sam and Dean]. We already have the best Winchester.”

-Mr. Ketch to Mick Davies about Mary

#6 “You find us a case, cuz I need to hit something now.”

-Dean to Sam

#5 “I need a drink. No, I need drinks, plural.”

-Dean to Sam

#4 “This whole peacemaker schtick that you’ve been running, first with Cas now with mom, it’s getting old, man. You’re always playing the middle, Sam. For once, why don’t you pick a side?”

-Dean to Sam

#3 “Yes, Toni. No one predicted she would go rogue No one but me. I had a sneak peek at what a neurotic, overreaching time bomb she was. We used to date.”

-Mr. Ketch to Dean

#2 “The Men of Letters is an excellent fit for someone with our inclinations. You’re a killer, Dean Winchester, and so am I. And if we go too long without something to track or trap or punch or gut, well, things get a bit ugly, don’t they?”

-Mr. Ketch to Dean

#1 “You’re changing the world, and I want to be a part of it.”

-Sam to Mick, joining the British Men of Letters

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