Last night on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Cynthia presented NeNe with a friendship contract, which she later tweeted was a joke. The contract rode the line between cute and creepy but in the end, it was a good idea. It got me thinking, maybe it’s time to draft up a contract for our relationship with The Real Housewives of Atlanta.

For The Real Housewives of Atlanta:
Do you want to be my favorite show? (Circle one) YES / NO

If you want to be my favorite show, you must agree to the following things:

A) More weird photo shoots with Phaedra.
Phaedra-pickle.JPGB) Dwight must wear a different crazy hat in every episode in which he appears.
RHOADwightcrazyhat.jpgC) Kim must continue to pursue her music career.
RHAKimstudio1.jpgD) Sheree must continue to pursue various careers that she is over-confident she can conquer.
RHOAshereewarmsup.jpgE) We need lots of commentary from NeNe. The less commentary from NeNe we hear, the less funny and interesting the episode.
RHOANeNereacts.jpgF) Make sure you get Kim’s pregnancy/birth and possible engagement. We don’t want the spin-off, we want it all on RHOA!
RHA KimKroy.pngG) More Lawrence, please!

RHA boxing1.pngSign here! _______________________________

Anything you’d add to the contract?

(images courtesy of Bravo)

Carla Patton

Writer, BuddyTV

Originally from Seattle, Carla recently took a husband and moved to Austin, Texas, where she is finally using her television “problem” to her advantage. It’s sort of like Dexter, but boring and less murdering. Carla’s favorite shows include 30 RockThe Amazing RaceProject RunwayModern Family, anything with murder, and pretty much anything gross and weird (CSIThe BachelorToddlers & Tiaras, etc.). Favorite canceled shows include: Arrested DevelopmentVeronica Mars and Average Joe. In her spare time, Carla leads tours of downtown Austin on a Segway (don’t knock it ’til you’ve tried it!), blogs about Netflix Instant, and visits elementary schools telling children they don’t need math to succeed (just kidding, stay in school, kids).