Season 28 Episodes

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The Best of Chris Kattan

Season 28, Episode 24 - Air Date: 9/27/2003
Clips, sketches, and highlights featuring SNL cast member Chris Kattan (Seasons 21-28). Sketches include ""Mango the Diva,"" ""Suel Forrestor's Murder Trial,"" ""Sexy Dancing,"" and ""Zimmermans' Halloween.
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Dan Aykroyd/Beyonce Knowles

Season 28, Episode 23 - Air Date: 5/17/2003
Live from New York, it's Darrell Hammond (and back on SNL after 24 years, it's Dan Aykroyd!)Sketches include: Hardball, Top O'The Morning, The Rialto Grande, TV Funhouse: Cokee, The Most Expensive Dog in the World, The Falconer, Donatella Versace's Backyard Barbecue, The Dog Restaurant (La Cuisina Canina), Astronaut Jones, and Dr.
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Adrien Brody/Sean Paul & Wayne Wonder

Season 28, Episode 22 - Air Date: 5/10/2003
Live From New York, It's...Maya RudolphSketches include,""American Idol"", ""Mom Jeans"", ""Brian Fellow's Safari Planet"", ""The Self-Obsessed Man"", ""Live With Regis & Kelly"", ""TV Funhouse: Saddam & Osama"", ""Lensmasters"", ""Ballroom Dance For Beginers"", and ""Velvet Productions"".
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Ashton Kutcher/50 Cent

Season 28, Episode 21 - Air Date: 5/3/2003
Live From New York, it's...Chris ParnellSketches include: ""Bush Addresses The Nation on the USS Abraham Lincoln"", ""Count Chocula Silver"", ""Jarret's Room: 'Reloaded'"", ""Madonna: An American Life"", ""Plagiarism Class"", ""The Falconer vs.
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Ray Romano/Zwan

Season 28, Episode 20 - Air Date: 5/17/2003
Sketches include,"" Message From Saddam"", ""What's The Rush?"", ""Wake Up Wakefield!"", ""The Rialto Grande"", ""CNN"", ""Phone Booth"", ""Access Hollywood"", ""Club Traxx"", ""Uday Hussein For President""
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Bernie Mac/Good Charlotte

Season 28, Episode 19 - Air Date: 5/10/2003
Live from New York, it's...Chris ParnellSketches include: ""The Situation in Iraq"", ""Boston Teens At Fenway Park"", ""Brain Busters"", ""Hot Sauce Carrying Purse"", ""Black People Watching 'The Pianist'"", ""The Three Stooges 75th Anniversary Present: The Four Stooges"", ""No Smoking"", ""Second Time Around"", ""Swiffer Sleepers"" (from the Sarah Michelle Gellar/Faith Hill episode), ""Saddam's Briefing"", and ""Don Banks', Kings Of The ""Comedy"" Suits""Good Charlotte performs: ""Anthem"" and ""Lifestyles of the Rich and the Famous""
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Salma Hayak/Christina Aguilera

Season 28, Episode 18 - Air Date: 5/3/2003
Live from New York, it's...Chris Parnell (as George W. Bush)!Sketches include: ""Bush Press Conference,"" ""Top O' The Morning,"" ""TV Are You Hot?
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Queen Latifah/Ms. Dynamite

Season 28, Episode 17 - Air Date: 4/12/2003
Sketches include; 60 Minutes, BET's 106 and Park Top 10 Live, Live with Regis and Kelly, FOX's Who Farted?
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Christopher Walken/Foo Fighters

Season 28, Episode 16 - Air Date: 4/5/2003
Live from New's Christopher WalkenSketches include: Hardball, Pranksters, The Continental, The Bad Raft Captain, History Channel: African American Archives, Welcome Home Colonel Angus, Cabin Lovers, and The Rialto Grande.
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Jennifer Garner/Beck

Season 28, Episode 15 - Air Date: 3/15/2003
Sketches include: President Bush Address, Clappin', When the Lights Go Down, Wake-Up Wakefield, Osama and Saddam, Devon Steele, Twin Date, Michael Jackson in a Tree, Super Wal-Mart, Big Thick Novel
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Matthew McConaughey/Dixie Chicks

Season 28, Episode 14 - Air Date: 3/8/2003
Live From New York, It's... Chris Parnell & Maya RudolphSketches include,""United Nations Debate Lunch"", ""Idiot Blind Date"", ""Nutri-Quick"", ""Jarret's Room"", ""Protest"", ""Club Traxx"", ""Violent Office Stories"", ""Second Time Around"", ""McConaughey's Red Hot Texas Chili""
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Ray Liotta/The Donnas

Season 28, Episode 13 - Air Date: 2/22/2003
Live From New York, it's...Darrell HammondSketches include: ""CNN: These Boots Are Made For Walkin'"", ""Live With Regis & Kelly"", ""Fun Friends Club"", ""The Falconer"", ""Global Century Investments"", ""Hannibal's Brain Restaurant"", ""The Hangman"", ""Top O' The Morning"", and ""The Rialto Grande Casino""The Donnas perform: ""Take It Off"" and ""Who Invited You?
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SNL Weekend Update Halftime Show

Season 28, Episode 12 - Air Date: 2/15/2003
Impressions included: Simon Cowell, Whitney Houston, Bobby Brown, Kenny G, Savion Glover, Paula Abdul, Randy Jackson, Don Cheadle, Chris Matthews, Joseph Lieberman, Al Sharpton Characters include: Drunk Girl.
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Jeff Gordon/Avril Lavigne

Season 28, Episode 11 - Air Date: 2/8/2003
Live From New York, it's...the voice of Maya Rudolph translating for Horatio SanzSketches include: A Message From Kim Jong-Il, Joe Hetero, Brian Fellow's Safari Planet, Access Hollywood: Diana Ross' Arrest, Joe Caucasian, Career Day, Star Dates: Gary Busey, Joe Not-A-Rapist, Crazy Fish Tank Repairmen, Charlie Rose Interviews Donald Rumsfeld, The Terry Funck Hour, and Stripper Pole.
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Al Gore/Phish

Season 28, Episode 10 - Air Date: 1/18/2003
Live From New York, it's...Tipper GoreSketches include: Backstage SNL: The Kissing Gores, Al Gore's 'Bachelor', Hardball, Fiesta Politica, Gore Goes Inside 'The West Wing', Jarrett's Room, Daily Affirmation with Stuart Smalley, Willy Wonka's Accountant, TV Funhouse: A Charlie Brown Christmas 2002, Christmas Eve at the Bar, and The SNL Christmas SongPhish performs: ""46 Days"" and ""Chalk Dust Torture""The Trans Am Airline commercial from the Sarah Michelle Gellar/Faith Hill episode appears on the E!
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Christmas Special

Season 28, Episode 9 - Air Date: 1/11/2003
Jimmy Fallon and Tina Fey host. Mary Katherine Gallagher, Martha Stewart's Topless Christmas, Channukah Song 3, The Lost Ending to It's A Wonderful Life, Bobbi and Marty at Oakhurst Mall, Steve Martin's Christmas Wishes, Consumer Probe, Santa's Elf, Mark Jensen's Family Christmas, Santa's Lap, Merry Christmas Dammit!
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Robert DeNiro/Norah Jones

Season 28, Episode 8 - Air Date: 12/14/2002
Live From New York, it's...Robert DeNiroSketches include, ""C-SPAN: Terrorist Warnings"", ""McDonalds Big N' Tasty"", ""Thomas Jefferson & Sally Hemmings"", ""Peter Pan Rehearsals"", ""A Department Store Santa and His Wife"", ""U.
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Brittany Murphy/Nelly

Season 28, Episode 7 - Air Date: 12/7/2002
Live From New York, it's...Adam SandlerSketches include: ""The Hanukkah Song III"", ""Welcome Back, Potter"", ""The Leather Man"", ""Donahue"", ""Jarrett's Room"", ""C-SPAN: Burrell's Statement"", ""Tennis Talk"", ""Astronaut Jones"", ""TV Funhouse: The Religtables"", ""My Big Thick Novel"", and ""The Girl With No Gaydar""Nelly performs: ""Dilemma"" and ""Hot In Herr""
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Nia Vardalos/Eve

Season 28, Episode 6 - Air Date: 11/16/2002
Live From New York, it's...Chris ParnellSketches include: A Message from the President of the United States, Swiffer Sweepers (rerun from the Sarah Michelle Gellar episode of this season), Bloder Brothers, CBS News: School Elections, The Sadistic Bikini Waxer, Ferey Muhtar Talk Show, Missy Elliot's Weight Loss Tape, Falconer, Pier 1 Imports, Goodwin Attorney, and Vasquez
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Eric McCormack/Jay-Z

Season 28, Episode 5 - Air Date: 11/9/2002
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John McCain/The White Stripes

Season 28, Episode 4 - Air Date: 11/2/2002
Sketches include ""Iraqi State Television,"" ""Hardball,"" ""The Gillian Woodward Story,"" ""Meet the Press,"" and ""McCain Sings Striesand.
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Sarah Michelle Gellar/Faith Hill

Season 28, Episode 3 - Air Date: 10/19/2002
Live From New York, it's...Chris ParnellSketches include: ""A Message From Bush and Cheney,"" ""Swiffer Sleepers,"" ""Safety Police,"" ""Trans Am Airlines,"" ""Singing Dentist,"" ""Corona,"" ""Making the Video: Christina Aguilera's 'Dirrty',"" ""Arli$$ DVD/Backstage,"" ""A Man and His Woman,"" ""Merv the Perv at a Sexual Harrassment Seminar,"" ""Saddam Look-Alikes,"" and ""Blame Saddam.
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Matt Damon/Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band

Season 28, Episode 2 - Air Date: 10/12/2002
Sketches include: ""Cheney Rides A Missile A La 'Dr. Strangelove'"", ""NRA I: The AFLAC Duck"", ""Brian Fellow's Safari Planet"", ""NRA II: Carrot Top"", ""Boston Teens"", ""Nutri-Quick"", ""Hannibal Lecter Goes To Michigan State"", ""The Real Matt Damon"", ""Versace Pockets"", ""TV Funhouse: The Smurfette Show"", ""The Sex Robot"", ""Dr.
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Matt Damon/Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band

Season 28, Episode 1 - Air Date: 10/5/2002