Theyre back. Oh, wait, no -- theyre going AWAY! To Italy, the land of their ancestors, whose legacy they have been publicly bringing shame upon for several years now. "Why do they get to go? Why not ME?" you might ask yourself. True, it doesnt seem fair that theyre being rewarded for all their antics and arrests with a vacation. But were going with them vicariously, which is good for us as it is bad for Italy. Its like we, America, decided it would be fun if we reached out and wiped our nose all over Italys face, like, "HERE! Have fun with the hepatitis, Italy! Ill just be over here, laughing at how you handle the symptoms." Were such jerks! But we have fun with it, dont we?
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