Last we left our loud-mouthed traffic cones in their Florentine tower of isolation and misery, Snooki had put a temporary stop on her interminable fighting with Jionni by declaring them on a "break" and then, a handful of hours later, ending up in Vinnys bed where certain, err, business occurred. Certain mouth-to-mouth and mouth-to-part and part-inside-part business. GROSS. Snooki, you really need to stop digging yourself into these holes. (No, not those, GROSS, I mean like "series of bad decisions" holes.) Youre so short! And dumb! Those are not good things to be when trying to climb out of a hole!
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