Its finally here, boys and girls! The last episode of Jersey Shore season 2, The Miami Chronicles.The gang kicks off their last full day in Miami by deciding to take in some of Floridas wildlife in the Everglades. Or as Snooki puts it, "Were going to see the crocodillies!" Alligators, crocodiles, they all look the same behind little orange beer goggles. But much as Snooki cant tell the difference between gators and crocs, the gators cant tell the difference between these crispy, brown guidos and guidettes glistening with oil and some crispy, brown chicken also glistening with oil, as it attempts to eat them while on their boat tour. Unfortunately, evolution is not on the gators side and its little legs arent long enough to climb into the boat.
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