Bart is the eldest child of Homer and Marge Simpson. He attends Springfield Elementary school where he is in the fourth grade. He is more than often found in Principal Skinner's office because he always find himself in trouble.
Infamous for being Springfield's "UnderAchiever,", Bart has had difficulties in school since the first day of kindergarten. Homework and studying are not a priority for him; however, Bart is clearly intelligent. His antics are rather clever. A few of his more common 'hobbies' include prank calling Moe's Tavern, throwing cherry bombs in the school toilets, vandalising the community with graffiti, teasing the school's 'uncool' students (including his sister, Lisa) and skateboarding recklessly.
-Eat my shorts!
-Don't have a cow, man.
-What a day, eh, Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them -- as is my understanding ...
-Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.
-Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.
-Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.
-Mom, can we go Catholic so we can get communion wafers and booze?
-I can't stand to see you so upset, Lis, unless it's from a rubber spider down your dress - Hmm, that gives me an idea note for later: put rubber spider down Lisa's dress.
-Marge: What on earth possessed you to get an earring?
-Bart: Milhouse has one.
-Marge: If Milhouse jumped off a cliff...
-Bart: Milhouse jumped off a cliff? I'm there.