The Big Brother 19 was filled with twists, temptations, a returning player and an eviction on the first night. But there was also a lot of humor, from the introduction packages to the game itself.

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Here’s a look back at the 15 funniest quotes from the HGs in the Big Brother 19 premiere.

“When I play , I don’t like to play with a gun, I like to play with a knife. Stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, and nobody sees it coming.”

“My favorite color is Tickle Me Pink, I love 50 Shades of Grey, I’m definitely the full package.”

“I have a hashtag on my wall because I’m a millennial. All millennials have hashtags on their walls, I think.”

“I’m a competitor and I’m going to take them out one by one. It is what I do. Good morning, Big Brother, give me the soul that I’m going to eat today.”

“There are definitely some pretty girls in this house, that is an understatement. Christmas and Jessica, I mean, good lord. If their parents are watching, guys, thank you very much, we all appreciate you.”

“Raven’s got this southern charm. I’m southern too, but she’s, like, adorable, sip sweet tea on the back porch kind of southern. And I’m, like, abrasive, shotgun a beer kind of southern.”

“Matt is finer than frog hair split three ways.”

“You’re celebrating and you don’t even know what it means.”
-Julie Chen to the HGs about the Summer of Temptation twist

“You can’t promise me safety and loyalty because you’re lying. But giving me a cheese sandwich? That’s 100 percent facts and friendship.”

“Josh comes in hot. Listen, you gotta bring it down to a 2 because I’m at a 10. If you come at me at an 11, one of us is going to jail.”

“I’d love to play with you, I’d love to play against you, I’m sure we can do good things.”
-Matt to Paul

“Then I see the one, my serpentine queen. I don’t care if it’s poisonous, she’s the best looking snake I’ve ever seen. Sorry, Nicole.”

“No offense, but I hope you eat shit.”
-Alex to Cody during the competition

“I’m not gonna be the first hamster in this cage to go home, no way.”

“I respect that. That’s trying hard. That’s a solid campaign. But that hairy butt is not the way to my heart. Or the way to my vote.”
-Elena about Cameron’s strip tease

Big Brother 19 airs Wednesdays at 8/7, Thursdays at 9/8c and Sundays at 8/7c on CBS.

(Image courtesy of CBS)

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John watches nearly every show on TV, but he specializes in sci-fi/fantasy like The Vampire DiariesSupernatural and True Blood. However, he can also be found writing about everything from Survivor and Glee to One Tree Hill and Smallville.