The Big Brother 19 was filled with twists, temptations, a returning player and an eviction on the first night. But there was also a lot of humor, from the introduction packages to the game itself.

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Here’s a look back at the 15 funniest quotes from the HGs in the Big Brother 19 premiere.

“When I play , I don’t like to play with a gun, I like to play with a knife. Stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, and nobody sees it coming.”
-Alex

“My favorite color is Tickle Me Pink, I love 50 Shades of Grey, I’m definitely the full package.”
-Mark

“I have a hashtag on my wall because I’m a millennial. All millennials have hashtags on their walls, I think.”
-Elena

“I’m a competitor and I’m going to take them out one by one. It is what I do. Good morning, Big Brother, give me the soul that I’m going to eat today.”
-Christmas

“There are definitely some pretty girls in this house, that is an understatement. Christmas and Jessica, I mean, good lord. If their parents are watching, guys, thank you very much, we all appreciate you.”
-Matt

“Raven’s got this southern charm. I’m southern too, but she’s, like, adorable, sip sweet tea on the back porch kind of southern. And I’m, like, abrasive, shotgun a beer kind of southern.”
-Elena

“Matt is finer than frog hair split three ways.”
-Raven

“You’re celebrating and you don’t even know what it means.”
-Julie Chen to the HGs about the Summer of Temptation twist

“You can’t promise me safety and loyalty because you’re lying. But giving me a cheese sandwich? That’s 100 percent facts and friendship.”
-Paul

“Josh comes in hot. Listen, you gotta bring it down to a 2 because I’m at a 10. If you come at me at an 11, one of us is going to jail.”
-Paul

“I’d love to play with you, I’d love to play against you, I’m sure we can do good things.”
-Matt to Paul

“Then I see the one, my serpentine queen. I don’t care if it’s poisonous, she’s the best looking snake I’ve ever seen. Sorry, Nicole.”
-Paul

“No offense, but I hope you eat shit.”
-Alex to Cody during the competition

“I’m not gonna be the first hamster in this cage to go home, no way.”
-Cameron

“I respect that. That’s trying hard. That’s a solid campaign. But that hairy butt is not the way to my heart. Or the way to my vote.”
-Elena about Cameron’s strip tease

Big Brother 19 airs Wednesdays at 8/7, Thursdays at 9/8c and Sundays at 8/7c on CBS.

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John watches nearly every show on TV, but he specializes in sci-fi/fantasy like The Vampire DiariesSupernatural and True Blood. However, he can also be found writing about everything from Survivor and Glee to One Tree Hill and Smallville.